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Noisey Presents

Noisey and Distrolord Present Young Chop, Mike Dean, Large Professor, and Jim Jones for CMJ
Noisey on the beat.
Noisey Staff
10.14.15
News

Great News: A New Study Says Sitting Down All Day Won't Kill You
A new study says you can sit your ass off and you won't die any sooner than that smug dick with the standing desk.
Joe Goodman
10.14.15
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Portland May Turn Its Downtown into a 'Green Light District' for Weed
The City Council is voting to decide if Portland's downtown will erupt into a cornucopia of pot-related boutiques.
River Donaghey
10.14.15
sexual assault

Oxford Students Respond to Feminist Activist's Admission of Non-Consensual Sex
University activist Annie Teriba campaigned against rape culture. Now she's leaving student politics after admitting that she "failed to properly establish consent" before sex.
Zing Tsjeng
10.14.15
Reviews

Bell Canada Fined $1.25M for Asking Employees to Post Fake App Reviews
Maybe just fix the app?
Jordan Pearson
10.14.15
americas

Court Rules That Muslims Can Sue the NYPD for Spying on Them
A lawsuit that was filed by a coalition of Muslims who accused the NYPD of spying on them without cause was dismissed in 2014 — but that judgment has just been reversed.
Avi Asher-Schapiro
10.14.15
VICE vs Video games

A Westerner’s Guide to SEGA’s Amazing Yakuza Games
The Bit Socket boys, founders of the UK Yakuza Fan Club, explain why the popular Japanese franchise warrants your attention.
Scott White and Joe Merrick
10.14.15
Ink Spots

'Creamer' Is an Art-School Mag with Trashy Ambitions
We talked to the women behind it about fun, art, and why they're not calling themselves a feminist zine.
Joe Goodman
10.14.15
Football

Manning-O-Meter: Blake Bortles Somehow Threw Four Touchdowns
Rating the NFL's young quarterbacks on a scale of zero to Peyton Manning
Rivers McCown
10.14.15
short circuit

The Processor in the iPhone 6 Could Cost Apple $862 Million
A jury says Apple infringed on a computer processor patent awarded to the University of Wisconsin in 1998.
Nicholas Deleon
10.14.15
Sex

Getting Up Close and Personal with Porn-Inspired Paintings
Decades after they were first censored in the 1970s, Betty Tompkins' photorealistic paintings of sex and genitalia are getting a digital reboot in her solo show, "Real Ersatz."
Lauren Oyler
10.14.15
middle east

'Blocking the Street Will Not Stop the Blood': Violence Continues Despite Israel's Security Clampdown
Among the “aggressive” measures being introduced by the Israeli authorities are closures of Palestinian neighborhoods in the occupied east of Jerusalem, but the bloodshed has continued today.
Harriet Salem
10.14.15
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