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Drake Vs. Wayne Vs. Noisey
We went through every song Drake and Wayne have ever appeared on together to determine who the real winner is.
Eric Sundermann
Slava Pastuk
Drew Millard
Kyle Kramer
8.15.14
philadelphia phillies

Routine Moments in Baseball History: Art Mahaffrey's Salad Days
The pitching prospect never panned out for the Phillies, but he could have been great.
Harry Cheadle
8.15.14
Islamic State

This Man Slept Through the Islamic State's Takeover of His Town
We spoke to a clockmaker who slept through the evacuation of Makhmour, then woke up to be confronted by very suspicious Islamic State fighters.
Sheren Khalel and Matthew Vickery
8.15.14
New music

PREMIERE: Chilly Gonzales & Boys Noize - "Symmetry Slice"
Let Chilly and Boys Noize wrap you in cotton wool in the first video from their Octave Minds project.
Noisey Staff
8.15.14
videos

Leaked Animal Abuse Video Shows Everything That's Wrong with Big Game Hunting
Crying baby animals are tortured, run down in jeeps, and left to writhe to death.
Jason Koebler
8.15.14
earth

The Sounds of the Planet Melting
If a glacier melts, will it make a sound?
Brian Anderson
8.15.14
Premieres

Absolutely Free's Video for "Beneath the Air" Is Absolutely Animated and Absolutely Sweet
Absolutely.
Aliza Abarbanel
8.15.14
crime & drugs

California’s Move Towards Recreational Weed Goes Up in Smoke, Again
The now-dead legislation aimed to bridge a long-standing feud between California cops and marijuana advocates.
Max Cherney
8.15.14
Reviews

'Hohokum' Is a Clever Puzzle Game That Makes as Little Sense as Possible
"Hohokum" is a game best for players willing to forget everything they know.
Zack Kotzer
8.15.14
Video Games

Video Games Feed Your Brain Like Food
Video games can tell us more about our collective appetites and approach to eating than we might think.
David Whelan
8.15.14
Stuff

People In Tillsonburg, Ontario Thought My Wedding Lanterns Were UFOs
When I got married, my wife had the great idea to light and launch some celebratory Chinese lanterns. A few days later, I found out it caused a fucking UFO scare.
Matty Matheson
8.15.14
Words

Last Year A Footwork DJ Saved My Lifeeeee
How footwork rescued a THUMP writer from depression
John Calvert
8.15.14
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