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Denmark

Zoos of the Future Won't Have Cages
A proposed zoo in Denmark is the latest of several projects designed to protect animals from nasty, gawking humans.
Becky Ferreira
8.5.14
Design

New App Lets You 'Hide' Secret Digital Messages IRL
This new messaging app that wants to take social media to the streets— literally.
Beckett Mufson
8.5.14
Presented By Budweiser

Project Pat, Big Star's Jody Stephens, and Ex-Cult's Guide to Memphis
There's a bazillion rad things to do in Memphis, but these guys are here to help narrow it down…
Noisey Staff
8.5.14
Lollapalooza 2014

Flag Swag: Lollapalooza's Style Was Patriotic as Shit
These colors don't run, but they do turn up.
Britt Julious
8.5.14
Stuff

Flight Attendants See Some Crazy Shit
Few people are more put upon and overlooked than flight attendants. Here, we complied some of their wildest stories—including BDSM mile high club attempts and multigenerational gravy fights.
Stephen Keefe
8.5.14
Words

Spatial's 'Circlon' EP Is the Most Beautiful Ultramajic Record We've Ever Heard
Jimmy Edgar's label has done it again.
Elissa Stolman
8.5.14
Premieres

Water Torture is Hate Committed to Tape on their New LP 'Pillbox,' Streaming in Full
Out now via Nerve Altar and streaming in full at Noisey
Noisey Staff
8.5.14
Words

Beat by Beat Review: Porter Robinson - Worlds
Porter Robinson has made us feel 16 again, in a good way.
Elissa Stolman
8.5.14
tommy davis

Routine Moments in Baseball History: The Chicago White Sox's Long Summer
1968 was a very bad year for baseball on the South Side
Harry Cheadle
8.5.14
Internet

Now You Can Buy Custom-Drawn Furry Porn with Dogecoin (NSFW)
You can commission your very own, hand-drawn porn of basically anything for just a couple bucks. Try to keep it weird.
Jason Koebler
8.5.14
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Here Is A Video Of Fred Durst Listening to Salem
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Ezra Marcus
8.5.14
Features

I'm Obsessed With Online Telenovelas for Korean Tweens
And in 10 or 15 years, you will be too.
Claire Carusillo
8.5.14
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