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Swindle: "Pledge Allegiance"
Swindle makes funk music that belongs in the club.
YNTHT
7.11.13
News

We Got Greenpeace to Respond to Rude Tweets About the Shard Protest
"I see the greenpeace wankers are climbing up the shard... let the fucking snipers loose on them..."
Matt Shea
7.11.13
Motherboard Blog

This Game Is Probably the Closest You'll Get to Visiting Mars
The gamer traverses 25 square miles of vast, open terrain, composed of high-res images from NASA's HiRISE camera.
Meghan Neal
7.11.13
You Need to Hear This

Where The Hell Did Henri Fabergé and The Adorables Go?
If you know anything about early 2000s Canadian indie, these guys were the bomb.
Monica Heisey
7.11.13
Design

Interactive Floor Mats And "Smart Beds": Students Look To The Future Of Design
Larger-than-life prototypes exhibit give us a sneak peak into how we might interact with objects in the future.
Sara Intrator
7.11.13
Milf Teeth

Cupcake Vibrators Exist, Depressingly
Congratulations, world, you've somehow managed to make wanking twee.
Sophie Heawood
7.11.13
News

No One Knows Exactly Why the Canadian Military Is in Haiti
For a country that basically invented the concept of the peacekeeper, the current administration has overseen a nosedive to the point where the Canucks now rank 57 out of 114 troop-contributing nations worldwide. So the move to partake in a UN...
Ben Makuch
7.11.13
Stuff

This Is What Happens When You Try to Smuggle Two Wheelie Bins Full of Khat into America
One man who knows all about transporting khat internationally behind the authorities' backs is Manchester native Colin "Renno" Rennicks. He was locked up in the super maximum-security wing of an American prison after being caught attempting to sneak 4...
Nick Chester
7.11.13
Features

We Spoke To Jurassic 5's Chali 2na
About their reunion, playing Lovebox during Ramadan and molly.
Josh Jones
7.11.13
Music

Noisey and Big Night Out Are Playing Lovebox Next Weekend
Buy some tickets and come because it's obviously going to be great.
VICE Staff
7.11.13
Here Be Dragons

The Truth Won't Save Britain's Dumb Public
Stats won't beat the tabloids who are scaring people stupid.
Martin Robbins
7.11.13
Noisey Blog

VICE Records at Independent Label Market 2013
The lads from Vice Records will be selling Snoop Lion DVDs and OFF! and Team Spirit vinyl and loads of secret treats.
Noisey Staff
7.11.13
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