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Watching Your Baseball Team Get Blown Out Is Like Anal Sex
With each run scored, you grind menacingly into baseball’s pelvis. Slowly at first, you rock back and forth, meeting his thrusts, opening and relaxing and accepting. Wallowing in the luscious depravity of a glorious loss, it barely registers when your...
Leigh Cowart
4.29.13
Motherboard Blog

Tuberculosis Is Rising Again, and Is Puzzling Our Drugs
Aided by poor treatment adherence, a new-old threat looms.
Fruzsina Eordogh
4.29.13
Motherboard Blog

The Speed of Light May Be Less Constant Than We Thought
With apologies to Einstein.
Amy Shira Teitel
4.29.13
Fringes

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Mexican Vigilantes Stand Up Against Crime
On January 5 in El Potrero, a small town in the Mexican state of Guerrero, a man named Eusebio García Alvarado was kidnapped by a local criminal syndicate.
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The/Das: "Speak Your Mind Speak" (EP Stream)
Speak Your Mind Speak is an ideal comedown soundtrack.
Noisey Staff
4.29.13
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Weekly Drop: The Week Earl Sweatshirt Performed A New Track With The RZA
Earl Sweatshirt is keeping us hyped for his new record, the full version of Andre 3000's and Beyonce's cover of 'Back To Black' was released and Benga remixes Wiley.
Noisey Staff
4.29.13
Stuff

Emma Stone Might Be the Lead in Woody Allen's New Movie
And more film stuff from the Grolsch Film Works blog.
Grolsch Film Works
4.29.13
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Stream Death Rattle's New EP 'Fortress'
Death Rattle keep us mesmerised with this exclusive stream of their new EP, "Fortress".
Noisey Staff
4.29.13
New music

Listen to Chad and the Meatbodies' Killer "Mountain"
Every person involved in this deserves to be high-fived until their hands chafe and bleed.
Sasha Hecht
4.29.13
News

The Hangover News
The Taliban promised a load of new suicide attacks this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
Mac Hackett
4.29.13
Stuff

I Went Stop and Searching in Soho with the London Met
Hanging out with sniffer dogs and nervous drunk people on Saturday night.
Max Daly
Max Daly, Photos: Tom Johnson
4.29.13
Photo

People Skateboard in St. Petersburg, Too
It's unfair, but when I think of Russia I think of 'Fiddler on the Roof,' snow, and old people who drink vodka to ward off pneumonia. But then I got a glimpse of Vika Mak's pictures and realized that wherever you are in the world, skating all day and...
Elektra Kotsoni
4.29.13
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