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An Interview with John Gray: 'Human Progress Is a Lie'

Noted political philosopher, author, and regular contributor to the 'Guardian' and the 'New Statesman' John Gray's latest book is about how the idea of human progress is bullshit, and we're all still just wild beasts with a few fancy toys.
Johannes Niederhauser
3.28.13
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Stoya on the Metaphysics of Cocksucking

"What's your number-one tip for giving the best blowjob?" This question drives me insane.
Stoya
3.28.13
Features

The Noisey Guide to Mariah Carey

You're welcome.
Jo Fuertes-Knight
3.28.13
New music

Barbarossa: "The Load" Video

Grown-up electronica from James Mathé.
Noisey Staff
Fiona Fortuin
3.28.13
New music

Louise Burns gets Remixed by Baron von Luxxury

Our angel gets the club treatment.
Mish Way
3.28.13
Film

A Tale Of Oil Addiction Told Using Animated Digital Maps

Patrick Jean’s Motorville uses OpenStreetMaps to bring a city to life.
Kevin Holmes
3.28.13
Stuff

How to Become Part of London's New Celebrity Hipster Elite

Let's face it, your life's shit, so why not just be mates with Cara Delevingne and Harry Styles?
Clive Martin
3.28.13
News

Haitians Can Thank the UN for Their Cholera Epidemic

Peacekeepers participating in a mandated UN mission in 2010 allegedly defecated and urinated into the Artibonite River from their base in Mirabelais. Their latrines seeped raw sewage into the tributary Haitians drank from. Since then, the disease has...
Ben Makuch
3.28.13
Motherboard Blog

Hauling In Snow to a Save the Winter Olympics Is Becoming a Regular Thing

Vancouver didn't have enough snow in 2010. Russia fears the same for 2014. So they both took extreme measures.
Brian Merchant
3.28.13
Music

The Karmic Concepts of Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is one of the most powerful independent artists on the planet. He is the king of misanthropic, Midwestern hip-hop. I got on the phone with him to discuss his friendship with Lil Wayne and karmic camaraderie among rap moguls.
Jordannah Elizabeth
3.28.13
Features

The Noisey Guide To Mariah Carey

Jo Fuertes-Knight
3.28.13
Features

Voices from the Mexican Underground: Festival Nrmal, Part 2

"There is no such thing as a back stage... There are no barriers at all."
Ali Carter
3.28.13
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