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Palma Violets Took Us On a Tour of Their Home

Like Cribs but with less Lamborghinis and more wall decorations of buttocks.
Noisey Staff
3.13.13
Motherboard Blog

Footlong Snails Are Taking Over the World

Attack of the giant snails.
Brian Merchant
3.13.13
The Cultural Atrocities Issue

Limited Chaos

I have two recurring dreams. One is none of your business until I make it your business and the other you’re going to hear about even if you don’t want to: It’s about a familiar-since-forever kind of weekend beach party cum bacchanal, a performance of...
Kate Carraway
3.13.13
Tech

This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again

You know what's an complete waste of time, money, and effort? Eating. I mean, wouldn't you rather just ingest a tasteless form of sustenance for the rest of your life and never have to go through that tedious rigmarole of opening and eating a premade...
Monica Heisey
3.13.13
Features

Palma Violets Took Us On A Tour Of Their Home

Like 'Cribs' but with less Lamborghinis and more wall decorations of buttocks.
Lisa Wright
Photos: Jenn Five
3.13.13
News

Africa's Biggest Film Festival Isn't Scared of a Little Jihad

While French troops were killing Islamists in Mali last month, thousands of film fans were gathering just a few hundred miles away in Burkina Faso to celebrate the best of African cinema. The festival has been running since 1969, but they still haven’t...
Brian Whelan
3.13.13
The Cultural Atrocities Issue

Let My People Go (Party)

For as little as $110 per day, you can forget your worries about Hamas and Hezbollah coming to get you and live it up with, as Israel Under 30’s website says, "2,000 smoking hot Israeli girls partying on the shores of the magestic [sic] Red Sea."
Alex Mierjerski
3.13.13
News

The Fight to Save Northern Ireland’s Only Non-NHS Abortion Clinic

A bunch of people want to shut down Mary Stopes International and make life even harder for women who don't want to be pregnant.
Matthew Francey
3.13.13
Gavin Haynes Sleepless Nights

This Is What Justin Bieber Should Do After His Sad, Inevitable Breakdown

Justin has the opportunity to leave the world a better place than he found it.
Gavin Haynes
3.13.13
Sports

Are Boxers Happy?

A few weeks ago I asked a group of model-train enthusiasts about the secret of happiness. They told me that if you’ve got a hobby, you can spin all of life’s pain and horror to the sides and focus on that thing you love. The recipe is simple—get a...
Julian Morgans
3.13.13
Motherboard Blog

Tactile Audio Technology Is The Future of Music Listening

SubPac is a pad that transfers low music frequencies into physical vibrations, bringing the club experience of a bass show into the privacy of home
Zach Sokol
3.12.13
The Creators Project

Design Your Own Clothes with Continuum Fashion

Continuum Fashion is a label that allows people to create their own designs using the hive mind of the internet as well as apps. It's one of those crowdsource-y, DIY companies that people learn about and then say, "The future is now!" So, uh, looks...
The Creators Project
3.12.13
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