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Motivational Hemorrhoids

Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.
Kara Crabb
2.6.13
Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath

The Perfect Vagina

I had a patient once who would not stop complaining about her flaps—vaginal flaps. Miss Vagina Whiner first came to me saying she had lost all pleasure from sex because she was so embarrassed by her saggy lips, which drooped about her clitoris like the...
Dr. Mona Moore
2.6.13
Music

Beautiful Audiovisual Compositions Inspired By Particle Accelerators And Russian Cosmonauts

Paul Prudence’s Cyclotone is an abstract journey into conquered space.
Kevin Holmes
2.6.13
New music

Watch McLovin In The New Unknown Mortal Orchestra Video

Fake ID... Chicka Chicka Yeah!
Ryan Bassil
2.6.13
News

A Greek Oil Baron Wants to Blow Me Up in My Sleep

Which is what happens when you uncover secrets about rich, angry men.
Elektra Kotsoni
2.6.13
New music

Dahlia Black: “Fuck A Rap Song” Video

Blue Daisy & Hey!Zeus nail the coffins shut on grime music and inject UK hip-hop with a new lease of life.
Ryan Bassil
2.6.13
Features

We Got Dutch Uncles To Eat Themselves

Well...themselves in burger form.
Samuel Breen
2.6.13
Pretty Girl Bullshit

Justin Bieber's Mum Is Freaking Me Out

Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow?
Bertie Brandes
2.6.13
Stuff

This Cynical Magician Will Give a Million Dollars to Anyone Who Proves They're Psychic

He's been saying that 20 years, but – bizarrely – nobody's managed to win the money yet.
Matthew Francey
2.6.13
News

Andrei Netto Got Thrown in a Mid-Revolution Libyan Prison

Which is what you get for trying to enter the country without a visa, especially when there's a war on.
Gustavo Lacerda
2.6.13
Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath

Cheating the Rectal Examiner

I stick my finger up someone’s bum as much as three times a day.
Dr. Mona Moore
2.6.13
Travel

I Couchsurfed with Settlers in the Holy Land

A couple of months ago, my friend was on a rant (albeit, a very coherent one) about how CouchSurfing's website supports Zionism by allowing settlers in the West Bank to list their location as "Judea and Samaria"—the Israeli name for most of the...
Andy Tenido
2.6.13
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