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Wanna Watch Insane Clown Cover House of Pain's "Jump Around?" Of Course You Do!
Maybe it's more of a "Juggalofication," but still.
Noisey Staff
2.1.13
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I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: Bear
Nash Edgerton's 'Bear' is not a classic story of two lovers, two lovers fighting, two lovers making up, and two lovers living happily ever after. It's darkly comic, expertly executed, and has a stunning transformation at the end.
Jeffrey Bowers
2.1.13
Motherboard Blog

This Dutch Edward Scissorhands Robot Can Trim 5,000 Hedges an Hour
Behold the rise of the shrub-bot.
Brian Merchant
2.1.13
Music

We Went to Cherie Lily's Album Release Party
The party was at Santos Party House, which is in Manhattan, which meant that we had to go to Manhattan. We couldn't remember the last time we had fun in Manhattan. Cherie reminded us that it's still possible, though, because the party was off the...
Vito Fun
2.1.13
Motherboard Blog

Justice Is Fleeting in the Era of Digitized Rape
Who owes what to the victims of online pornography?
Kelly Bourdet
2.1.13
Features

We Spoke to Two Malian Musicians Fighting for Their Right to Music
We chatted with producer Paul Chandler and musician Baba Salah to delve a little deeper into Mali's troubles.
Leke Sanusi
2.1.13
Stuff

Shooter Boys and At-Risk Girls
When I was 12, I was thrown out of school for, among other crimes, drawing headless cheerleaders during English. The same year I was hauled before earnest adults concerned about my future. I was an at-risk girl. No one would ever say at risk for what
Molly Crabapple
2.1.13
Milf Teeth

How to Get Half Drunk and Be a Genius
The best place to find profundity is on the toilet floor of a shit club at 3AM.
Sophie Heawood
2.1.13
Features

#Rare Fashions in Rap: Same as it Ever Was, Only Also Completely Different
If you keep pulling the thread, the entire Coogi sweater from Grandmaster Flash to Macklemore unravels.
Colin Small
2.1.13
Sports

I Hate Super Bowl Commercials
As a Canadian, all the fun of Super Bowl commercials is gone since the CRTC hijacks the airwaves with crappier and cheaper television ads. But even then, why care so much about commercials in the first place?
Noah Tavlin
2.1.13
News

R.I.P. Ed Koch (1924-2013)
Former NYC mayor Ed Koch, the guy who literally hauled New York's ass out of the gutter in the mid-70s and once recommended using wild wolves to combat graffiti, died this morning at 2 AM of congestive heart failure. He was 88 years old.
Benjamin Shapiro
2.1.13
the worst things of all time

Phish Has Been a Band for Thirty Years Now and They Have Sucked the Whole Time
Believe it or not, 2013 is the thirty-year anniversary of Phish, Vermont's pied-pipers of Wookie stoner trash. For snobs looking to bash a shitty band, Phish is pretty low-hanging fruit, but it's important that we never forget that this band is total awfu
Benjamin Shapiro
2.1.13
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