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Shuffling: the War at the Heart of London's New Dance Scene

Why are so many people pissed off about other people dancing to house music?
Clive Martin
1.18.13
Noisey Blog

Rumble In The Jumble

Have a rummage through The Music Circle's jumble sale next weekend, with donations from the likes of Foals and MARILYN MANSON.
Noisey Staff
1.18.13
Motherboard Blog

Remembering What You Read on the Internet Is Harder than You Think

A new study says we remember Facebook posts better than faces, or stuff from books. Other research says we may not remember Facebook well either. So, which is it?
Austin Considine
1.18.13
Noisey Blog

Metz Are Playing Birthdays!

Our favourite Canadian punks are back in Blighty!
Noisey Staff
1.18.13
News

The NRA Blamed Video Games for Violence, Then Made a Shoot-Em-Up Video Game

Because who cares about hypocrisy when you've got lots of guns?
Sam Clements
1.18.13
News

Transgender People Picketed The Observer Offices

Because they think the newspaper is bigoted.
Simon Childs, Photos: Jake Lewis
1.18.13
Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! Should I Marry a Manslut?

I fell in love with a guy three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl’s phone. Since then, he's had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a...
Ron Hemphill
1.18.13
Design

Real Life Mario Kart With RFID-Tagged Power-Ups

Hackers at Waterloo Labs have created the best thing ever.
Kevin Holmes
1.18.13
Milf Teeth

A Love Letter to Westfield Shopping Centre

The heart wants what the heart wants.
Sophie Heawood
1.18.13
Greg Palast's Column

Alex Jones, Guns, Piers Morgan and My Penis – Part One: Alex Jones Versus Downton Abbey

Why is Alex Jones ridiculed as a fruitcake gun-nut while they venerate that faker "Pus Moron"?
Greg Palast
1.18.13
Music

Bugged Out Made Us a Mix

Their festival starts today and we have a stage there.
Noisey
1.18.13
Features

Noisey Tidbits Roundup

The Strokes may be releasing a new single, HMV have been accused of theft and Skrillex set his hair on fire.
Ryan Bassil
1.18.13
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