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Sleep Disorders Are the Greatest Threat to Successful Space Travel
If the Mars500 project has taught us anything, it's that the human brain can't handle the sensory deprivation chamber-like conditions of space for more than just a few months at a time.
Greg Thomas
1.9.13
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Libya In Vitro: Recovering from War (And Getting Pregnant, Too)
If you're in the market for getting pregnant, it turns out there are few better times for medical tourism than after your dictator of thirty years is removed through a violent uprising.
Matt Yoka
1.9.13
Holy Shit

Holy Shit, Prince Has a New Single Out
Kids are growing up in a Prince-less world, never knowing that a pansexual electro-funk god walked and rocked among them.
Melissa Locker
1.9.13
Stuff

We Are Drunken Idiot Morons and We Demand to Be Heard
Controversy is brewing on the internet because Nina Metz of the Chicago Tribune successfully trolled the entire universe by publishing a stupid, rambling diatribe about how properly heckling a stand-up comedy show makes the show more memorable and fun...
Ben Johnson
1.9.13
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Freaky Robot Baby Wants to Love You
Scientists have developed a hyper-realistic robot baby whose playpen is the uncanny valley.
Austin Considine
1.9.13
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Jaimie Warren Is Having a Show at the Hole Gallery
A lot of you guys love Jaimie Warren, but many people have come to me and said, "I don't live in Kansas CIty. I wish I could see her work in person." Well, never fear! Jaimie is packing up her sweets-dispensing blob suit and taking her talents to lower...
Christian Storm
1.9.13
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Things I Have Fished Out of People's Butts
Bedposts, doorknobs, mayonnaise jars, candles, a small pistol, a grocery and newspaper combo, a 12-inch long and 8-inch wide salami, tennis balls, an aluminum tube, axe handles, soldering irons, and a frozen pig's tail to name a few.
Dr. Mona Moore
1.9.13
Motherboard Blog

The Germans Have Giant Drone-Zapping Laser Guns
They look kind of like giant CCTV cameras, but they're actually designed to beam a 50-kilowatt laser at drones flying through the air at 110 miles-per-hour.
Adam Clark Estes
1.9.13
Features

The Backdrop Explores The Melting Pot That Is The Miami Hip-Hop Scene
In conjunction with Gentleman Jack's Art, Beats & Lyrics event series, we took a look at this crucial moment in the city's musical history.
Noisey Staff
1.9.13
Motherboard Blog

Biomimetic Lures and Infrared Subs: The Tech that Finally Snared the Giant Squid
The world's most squid-obsessed zoologist needed two things to finally catch the kraken: time and bioluminescent artificial jellyfish.
Brian Merchant
1.9.13
News

Kayla Bourque, Vancouver's Cutest Psychopath, Is Now a Free Woman
A young lady who disemboweled her dog, killed her cat, and dreams of murdering hobos is now back in society.
Gregory Pike
1.9.13
Stuff

It's 2013, Don't Fuck it Up with Crystal Meth
Our resident Canadian drug columnist is back with a look ahead at what will hopefully be a year of sobriety.
Andrew Horn
1.9.13
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