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the holy trinity issue

The Loneliest Cowboy in the World
Faustino Barrientos has spent most of his 81 years in isolation. He works as a gaucho—the horse-riding shepherds of the harsh southern swath known as Patagonia.
John Martin
12.26.12
the newtown sessions

The Newtown Sessions - The Babies
The Babies are a formidable force in indie rock these days.
Newtown Radio
12.25.12
New music

Here's Some Free Music To Distract You From Your Family
Mommmmmm, get out of my room!
Noisey Staff
12.25.12
videos

Watch a Skydiving Lunatic Set a World Record with 568 Consecutive Tumbles
This guy is totally nuts.
Derek Mead
12.25.12
Features

Bah, Humbug - Frank Ocean's channel.ORANGE Is Not The Album Of The Year
Here's a pretty legit case for its mere-okayness.
Colin Small
12.25.12
Features

Drake Finally Figured Out People Have Been Ripping Off YOLO
Champagne Papi wants his YOLO money.
Noisey Staff
12.25.12
Motherboard Blog

How to Replace an SNES Cartridge's Save Game Battery
It's an important piece of surgery that every retro gamer needs to know how to do.
Derek Mead
12.25.12
Motherboard Blog

Replace Fruitcake with Mealworms, the Protein of the Future
A new study shows mealworms are more eco-friendly than other forms of animal protein. Load up your holiday cookies and banana bread!
Austin Considine
12.25.12
Comics!

Jingle All the Gay
Someone's crossing their fingers for their very own homosexual this Christmas.
Alex McCullough
12.25.12
Stuff

Guests to Ruin Your Christmas Dinner
The best people to invite round if you want to ruin Christmas for everyone you love.
Oscar Rickett
12.25.12
Features

A Non-Exhaustive "Best Tracks Of 2012" List
Jog your memory or shout about shit that's been left out.
Jo Fuertes-Knight
12.25.12
Features

The Night Before Young Money/Cash Money Christmas
Why? Because Christmas, that's why.
Noisey Staff
12.24.12
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