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You Don't Know Jack
If you weren’t on the tweets during the vice presidential debate last night, here are some highlights from my night of giffing the event.
Daniel Stuckey
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

Whoever Has the Smallest Penis in Denmark Wins a New iPhone
A Danish erotica site (in the fair land of Scandinavia, there is no porn, just -erotica-) is giving everyone something to blog about with its unorthodox new contest — whoever has the smallest penis, wins.
SingleSex.dk has put the call out to poorly...
Brian Merchant
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

The War of Words Over the Nobel Prize
For the European Union, which won a Nobel Peace Prize today, the award is certainly some consolation from the pains of being in debt, even if the choice seems bizarre and - gasp! - political. Not surprisingly, politicians are making no attempt to hide...
ALEX PASTERNACK
10.12.12
Photo

Some New Photographs by Todd Fisher
We haven't heard from Todd in a long time, but we're glad he's back in our collective lives. He graciously gave us some pictures that make us simultaneously miss the summer and love the winter.
Christian Storm
10.12.12
Fashion Tidbits Roundup

Rodarte Sold Out in the Worst Way Ever
Opening Ceremony and Cuntasaurus Rex.
VICE Staff
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

Here's a 100-Million-Year-Old Spider Attack Caught in Amber
Imagine this: there you are, a wasp, trapped hopelessly in the web of a fine and brutal specimen of orb-weaver spider as it bears down on you. The spider isn't going to kill you with a bite or poison; instead it'll most likely wrap you tightly in silk...
Michael Byrne
10.12.12
New music

Snoop Lion - "Pocket Like It's Hot" (Feat. DeStorm And Andy Milonakis) Video
Hotter than the outside of a Hot Pocket, cooler than its icy center.
Noisey Staff
10.12.12
Stuff

Things I Learned from Butt Chugging
The insertion of foreign objects into the rectum intestinum of Homo sapiens is nothing new. As you'll remember from history class, the Maya administered tobacco and hallucinogenic enemas for religious purposes, and also probably because they were bored.
Jeff Winkler
10.12.12
Stuff

Old People Having Sex Is Gross, Despite what the Huffington Post Says
This is just another annoying example of baby boomers obnoxiously clinging to the we-can-have-it-all mentality.
Gregory Pike
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

The Original Social Media Is Still Much More Powerful Than Facebook
It's hard to walk into a shop or restaurant these days without getting hit in the face by a "Like Us on Facebook" or "Follow Us on Twitter" sign. Sometimes, they even like to put them out on the sidewalk so that the chalkboard reads something along the...
Adam Estes
10.12.12
News

On the Road with Obama and Romney - Part 3
I'd been asked to go see the vice presidential debates in person. Center College, where they were held, is close enough to Cincinnati to appeal to the freshman planning to drive home every weekend, and the thought was that I was already in the...
James Pogue
10.12.12
New music

Download Sophie Auster's New Track, "Run Run Run"
We sat down with Paul Auster's daughter to discuss songwriting, nostalgia, and the release of her new record.
Benjamin Shapiro
10.12.12
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