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Beauty School Dropout

How to Look Hot at the Gym
Oh what, you thought the gym was a "safe zone"? You're a woman; there are no safe zones. Just waking up? Why aren’t your eyelashes tinted and curled, you pig? In the hospital having a transplant? Doesn’t mean your nails shouldn't be so shiny that you...
Bertie Brandes
10.1.12
Rafaël Rozendaal

Rafaël Rozendaal's GIF Series Celebrates "Happy Mondays"
The GIF series, commissioned for the British festival Abandon Normal Devices (AND), is themed around success.
Mariana Rezende
10.1.12
Features

RIP Terence Connor, Drummer of Total Slacker
Very sad news to report today. Last night, Terence Connor, the drummer of Total Slacker, was killed on his bicycle following a hit-and-run.
Noisey Staff
10.1.12
major jams

The Case of the $5000 LP
Endless Boogie's guitarist Paul Major is doing an outsider psych column for us now. The first one is about Stonewall, an obscure 70s act with a record on Tiger Lily Records, a mob-connected tax scam label.
Paul Major
10.1.12
Features

Death Grips' Site Just Got Shut Down By The Man
Hours after leaking their major label debut, our favorite noise-rap powerhouse had their site blackballed. Coincidence?
Benjamin Shapiro
10.1.12
Question Of The Day

What's Your Sexual Dealbreaker?
What would you do if your sexual partner puts on a rabbit mask, hands you a string of pearls, and whispers, "I want this to be a special night. Can you put these in my ass and pull them out really fast? REALLY fast."
VICE Staff
10.1.12
I Want My MTL

I Want My MTL: Solar Year Won POP Montreal
Festivals aren't supposed to be competitions, but we're still giving out top honors to this Montreal duo.
Guillermo Martinez de Velasco
10.1.12
Music

LAYERS: Unravelling The Fused Beat And Lyrics Of Super Galactic Expansive's "Metacognition"
Philadelphia’s perfect pairing of rhymes and electronic beats give us a little insight into their process.
Abdullah Saeed
10.1.12
Art

Cybernetic Art Pioneer Nicolas Schöffer’s Lifetime Of Kinetic Scultpures
The French artist’s work gave way to some of the incredible kinetic, technological art we marvel at today.
Erica Gonsales
10.1.12
Film

Original Creators: Sci-Fi Cineast Paul Verhoeven
We take a look at some iconic artists from numerous disciplines who have left an enduring and indelible mark on today’s Creators.
Julie Le Baron
10.1.12
Motherboard Blog

Apple Fixed an iPhone 5 Wi-Fi Glitch That Caused Users to Blast Through Data Caps
Gone are the heady days of unlimited wireless data, and here we are still stuck with data caps, overage charges, throttling, and other bullshittery that’s only served to make wi-fi connections all the more crucial for our most important devices.
Derek Mead
10.1.12
Stuff

The Glory Hole Got a Twenty-First Century Makeover
Good news! As you may have heard, the Chinese have invented a hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors, which is basically just a flashlight vagina attached to a giant refrigerator/computer. As a donor child, I think it is total bullshit that we...
Kara Crabb
10.1.12
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