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Tori Amos: "Girl Disappearing" Exclusive
Amos teams up with the renowned Metropole Orchestra for her new album.
Noisey Staff
9.21.12
Photo

The Mobile Uploads of the Idiot Who Stole My Phone
Consider us even, scumbag.
Loïg Hascoat
9.21.12
Beauty School Dropout

Domestic Bliss Is Overrated
Here's why you don’t need to make your own macaroons: You don't have enough time.
Bertie Brandes
9.21.12
Clive Martin's Human Zoo

Dale Cregan and the Cult of Bastard Worship
What makes us so willing to praise people who really don't deserve it?
Clive Martin
9.21.12
Noisey

Reeperbahn is Germany's Best Festival
There are bands and art and beer and more bands.
Noisey Staff
9.21.12
Stuff

What Animal Would You Marry?
Cory Bernadi compared same-sex marriage to bestiality, we thought bestiality marriages sounded kind of cool.
Wendy Syfret
9.21.12
Stuff

Tim & Eric Tours are Dudes Only
If you're dead or have zero sense of humour, you may not know or care that Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are bringing their Awesome Show to Australia this week (and to "Zealand" a little later on).
Royce Akers
9.21.12
News

Countdown to Eternity
This weekend the Scientologists accidentally sent their insiders-only magazine to my house. Oops. I am totally not supposed to have this. Here's what's inside.
C. Casey
9.21.12
Art

The Infinite Reflections Embedded In Lee Bul's Transformational Installations
Encounter a divine ideal through Lee Bul’s solo exhibition.
Hae Yoon
9.20.12
Film

Werner Herzog And Trevor Paglen Discuss Blasting Art Into Space To Amuse Aliens
This November, Paglen’s ambitious art project The Last Pictures—a collection of photographs etched into a silicon disk—will launch in space via a communications satellite.
Michelle Lhooq
9.20.12
Motherboard Blog

Watch DMX Struggle Mightily to Use a Computer
DMX is a scary dude who raps about necrophilia, smuggled heroin-soaked t-shirts in Jet Li movies, and is a really big fan of riding quads with chrome rims in urban environments. But one thing DMX _doesn't_ do is use computers. This video is incredible...
Derek Mead
9.20.12
Film

You And Five Facebook Friends Are The Subject Of This Bio-Tech Thriller
Using your Facebook profile, this trailer inserts you directly into the action of The Foundation.
Abdullah Saeed
9.20.12
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