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A Season in Hell with Muuy Biien

The name Muuy Biien is meaningless outside of its goofball spelling, but that device serves well as a visual aid and branding iron for this solo ambient/noise project turned actual band.
Gordon Lamb
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

How Ambien Helped Kill Osama bin Laden

Let’s talk about some of the details trickling out of No Easy Day, Navy SEAL Matt Bissonette’s firsthand retelling of the bin Laden raid, for a minute.
Brian Anderson
8.31.12
New music

Oddience's New Video Premieres Next Wednesday On Noisey!

Until then, check out the hip-hop power trio's last video, "Smile."
Ben Parker
Noisey Staff
8.31.12
Stuff

What Do the Chairs Think About Clint Eastwood's Speech?

There’s been a lot of discussion and analysis of Eastwood's rambling, ad-libbed speech—and rightly so—but I think everyone is unfairly ignoring a group of voters who were clearly heavily invested in the speech, and I don’t think that’s right. So I...
Harry Cheadle
8.31.12
Girl News

Girls and the Weekend

Labor Day weekend is a holiday but not an important one to have plans for. Instead of doing stuff, how about fill a bowl with strawberries and milk and get a spoon and a book and walk that mess over to a park and lay down on the starched grass?
Kate Carraway
8.31.12
Stuff

Lil Bub & Friendz: Teaser Trailer

Recognize this guy? It's Lil Bub, the cat from the internet that makes everybody go: “oooohhaawwwwwmygggggodddd” when they see her divine countenance.
Andy Capper
8.31.12
Features

I'm Not Gonna Write You A Protest Song

What, the drum circles aren't enough?
Luke Winkie
8.31.12
Music

Summertime in England: A Monologue on Van Morrison

Today is Van Morrison's birthday, so we wrote a monologue about him, and a concert we saw him perform in England.
Adam R. Burnett
8.31.12
Tech

SEAL Team Fix

How Ambien helped sack Osama bin Laden.
Brian Anderson
8.31.12
Vice Blog

Adam Reposa: Lawyer, Lunatic

I hate to use unfair generalizations, but lawyers are, as a group, festering, money-grubbing piles of shit. Adam Reposa is definitely in this category, but at least he's got something of a sense of humor.
Jonathan Smith
8.31.12
News

Don't Be a Soldier in the City

A Center for Investigative Reporting special report about how disabled veterans in major cities are getting screwed on treatment by a mismanaged, inefficient Veterans Affairs program.
VICE Staff
8.31.12
The Sprinkles of the Sandman Issue

Jarble Jerble

The ganef has the chutzpah to belt me in the face. He lays me back in my stunned state and tries to shove the pool net up my tukhus. I tighten my hole like it’s holding onto a hundred-dollar bill.
Brett Gelman
8.31.12
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