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Ocho Misbehavin'
2012 started off OK for Chad Johnson, née Ochocinco, but nothing has been going right since his divorce—he's even lost his coconut water endorsement. So what should he do? The smart (read: stupid) money is on him joining the Jets and Tim Tebow, because...
Nathan Simpson
8.19.12
The Sprinkles of the Sandman Issue

Nasty Kidz
Lookit that old fat bitch!
Johnny Ryan
8.19.12
New music

Schoolboy Q: "Party"
Schoolboy Q lets us know how hard he parties.
Noisey Staff
8.18.12
Noisey Blog

Brother Ali: "4th King"
Brother Ali jumps on Jake One's beat and reps for the albinos.
Kieran Yates
8.18.12
Motherboard Blog

Public Access Beats: Julia Child Remixed, "Keep on Cooking"
The thing is that these PBS remixes should be way worse than they are. I'd honestly put off paying much attention to the first couple, "Mister Rogers":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=relmfu and "Bob Ross":http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Michael Byrne
8.18.12
Comics!

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Everything Is Silly Including Your Comments
Thank you for reading our articles and saying to yourselves, “I have something to add" and then writing that we are talentless pieces of shit. This site isn't just a back and forth where we make a thing and you comment on it. There's a third volley of...
Nick Gazin
8.18.12
News

This Week in Florida - Mitt Romney Hangs with a Cocaine Smuggler
Mitt Romney campaigned at a Miami restaurant owned by a convicted cocaine smuggler. A man attacked his girlfriend with a hammer because she tried to convince him to vote. Jackmeoff Mudd, was arrested by Broward Sheriff’s officers for assault...
Billy Corben
8.18.12
Stuff

Taji’s Mahal – Turnt Up in Bushwick
Skating and rap are both awesome things and things that Hip Young People like, but for whatever reason, they hardly ever mix well, like ice cream and steak. The exception that proves the rule here is Zoo York rider and New York City native Black Dave...
Taji Ameen
8.18.12
Music

Iron Maiden Is Great Thanks to Murder
Some friends of mine in New Jersey had a theroy about Iron Maiden. They surmised that the first five Maiden albums were perfect metal records, mainly because every song was about, alluded to, or conjured up images of killing. Even the instrumentals...
Anthony Pappalardo
8.18.12
Sports

Clyde's Corner: Skateboarding Rules
I was kinda stumped on what to write this week. Truth be told, I had my head in these books pretty tough the last few weeks and wanted nothing to do with words, whatsoever. I did finish this semester with an A and a B for all you smarty-art ass cats...
Clyde Singleton
8.18.12
News

Is William Lantigua the Most Corrupt Mayor in America?
William Lantigua, the controversial mayor of Lawrence, Massachusetts, does not give a fuck. “Controversial” doesn’t really do him justice though, since that implies people have good opinions of him in addition to bad ones. Last week, he got married to...
Anthony Pappalardo
8.18.12
Music

I Saw the Murder Junkies in Avon and Talked to Merle Allin
A chance encounter with Merle Allin, GG Allin’s brother, on Newbury Street in Boston led me to Avon, Connecticut, on a Tuesday night, where I found out just how serious Merle is about carrying on where he brother left off. After the show—which turned...
John Liam Policastro
8.18.12
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