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Eat a Yin-Yang
I spend a lot of time staring out my window down to the street thinking how hard it was to tell which of the two camps—the mental patients and the remaining artists or the condo dwellers—are more deranged.
Julia Kennedy
8.6.12
Music

Shut Up and Press Play
The only thing that DJs are good for is playing music that drunk people will dance to. If you are a DJ and think you have a skill above that, you're wrong.
Emerson Rosenthal
8.6.12
Motherboard Blog

NASA's Top Climate Scientist Blames Climate Change For This Hot Summer (and the One Before That)
Given the categorical difference between “climate” and “weather,” it rarely helps to point to a heat wave and call it global warming. After all, as Kurt Vonnegut said, “Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter,” and this still...
Ben Richmond
8.6.12
Photo

Come to the 2012 VICE Photo Show
If you’re a big ol’ dummy and somehow missed the release of our accompanying Photo Issue, then here’s the perfect way to correct that mistake and see the work of photographers like Roger Ballen, Nick Haymes, and Jaimie Warren up close and personal.
VICE Staff
8.6.12
Reviews

Cat Power - 'Sun'
The hard-earned reward for a long, difficult night.
Max Steele
Max Gardner
8.6.12
Music

Jaden Smith - "Pumped Up Kicks (Like Me)"
The fresh doesn't fall far from the Fresh Prince. Noisey has dibs on Jaden Smith's new video "Pumped Up Kicks (Like Me)"
Noisey Staff
8.6.12
Music

LAYERS: Get Trapped Inside The Sounds Of Lawrence Grey's "a" From Claustrophilia
The four solid components of this funkified banger.
Abdullah Saeed
8.6.12
Stuff

Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn
His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”
Blake Butler
8.6.12
Features

Azealia Banks And Jim Jones Get Vicious Over "Vamping"
In today's edition of "Who is Azealia beefing with on Twitter?"...
Drew Millard
8.6.12
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Ugandan Sex Slang
Hope this helps you understand that Ugandans are freer fuckers than you and me. I also hope it helps you find love next time you find yourself in the Four Kingdoms of the Great West Nile Republic. Just mind the AIDS please.
Thomas Morton
8.6.12
Motherboard Blog

Last Night in Times Square, 100 People Watched NASA Watch a Mars Landing
Maybe the best way to watch a new NASA Mars rover touch down on the red planet is to sidle up next to scientists and celebs and share in the celebration at the agency's world-famous Jet Propulsion Laboratory. But the second-best is surely to head to...
Brian Merchant
8.6.12
Chunklet to Go Go

Recalibrating Your Opinions so the World Doesn’t Bother You
Sometimes, thanks to the internet, it’s “fuk u idiot” instead of “LA LA LA LA LA,” but the idea is roughly the same. People dislike hearing things they don’t instantly agree with.
Ben Johnson
8.6.12
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