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Listen To Our Latest Podcast On Strongroom Alive
Noisey writer Oscar Rickett guests on the latest podcast.
Noisey Staff
8.1.12
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Angel Haze: "New York" Video
Terrorizing the streets in Angel Haze's new video.
Noisey Staff
8.1.12
Impose

IMPOSE - The Best New Music of July 2012
The dopest of the dope albums from the first half of this year.
Impose Automaton
8.1.12
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Disclosure: "The Face" (Remixes)
Disclosure release a remix edition of their EP.
Noisey Staff
8.1.12
Features

R.I.P Tony Sly
The No Use For A Name frontman passed away unexpectedly today.
Lara James
8.1.12
Art

User Preferences: Tech Q&A With Cinder Wizard Andrew Bell
Each week we chat about the tools of the trade with one outstanding creative to find out exactly how they do what they do.
Abdullah Saeed
8.1.12
World Peace Update

World Peace Update
This is our 10th instalment of watching the world continuously and without fail fuck itself up the ass. This week, the world's downtrodden citizens decided to fight back and give the man a taste of his own medicine. Well, at least that's what the...
Henry Langston
8.1.12
Day Jobs

Day Jobs - Milk Music
We talked to the grungy Olympians about good old-fashioned weed farming.
Kristen Yoonsoo Kim
8.1.12
Question Of The Day

Which Type of Olympic Athlete Would You Sleep With?
Durex has given out the largest number of condoms ever to the world's fittest and finest. It all seems a bit unfair. Olympians get to have safe sex with other physically superlative people. What about you? Who gets the gold medal in making you wanna...
VICE Staff
Sheree Millington
8.1.12
News

How to Prepare for a North Korean Invasion
The North Korean Army is a horde of unholy super soldiers fiercely loyal to their Dear Leader. Besides building underground tunnels that stretch into South Korean territory—from which they will burst out of in a rage unknown to Western militaries—they...
Ben Makuch
8.1.12
Motherboard Blog

How to Survive a 1,000-Pound Direct Kick to the Balls
It's an incredible sight to see _Sport Science_ star Kirby taking 1,100 lbs of force from Justice's shin on rapid-fire repeat. More incredible: he just stands there, like a _Mortal Kombat_ or _Street Fighter_ character, completely unfazed, not even...
Daniel Stuckey
8.1.12
Features

A Brief History Of The Instructional Dance Song
The best songs that tricked you into thinking you could actually dance.
David Bailey
8.1.12
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