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Our Date with Something in Spanish

The booty stuff.
Sophie Saint Thomas
5.16.12
Motherboard Blog

Hot Jupiters Are Notorious Planet Killers

Hot Jupiters kill planets. It's a good thing our Jupiter is a "cold" one.
Amy Shira Teitel
5.16.12
Stuff

Gross Jar 2012 – Human Teeth and Stink Fruit

Further evolving the jar that humiliates God.
VICE Staff
5.16.12
Motherboard Blog

Battleships Are the Worst Possible Choice for Fighting Aliens

Transformers, the concept, is the defining ontological challenge of our time. Clue, the film, is a definitive text of the American avant-garde. So the problem is not, as various troglodytes might claim, a toy-based movie in the abstract. No, Battleship...
JONATHAN LIU
5.16.12
Stuff

Explaining British TV to Americans

So there's a show sponsored by the London Tourism Board, a chef who swears and takes his shirt off, a bunch of people who can't talk about their feelings, and a serial choir-starter?
Oscar Rickett, John Klingler
5.16.12
Tech

Mail Bomb

The U.S. Postal Service doesn't want your ion-lithium batteries.
Daniel Stuckey
5.16.12
Noisey Blog

A.V. Club - First, Best, Worst, and Last: White Rabbits

White Rabbits’ Stephen Patterson talks about the highs, lows, and other points of his band’s career
Sean O'Neal
5.16.12
Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Wolves in Electromagnetic Clothing

Metamaterials could outfit future soldiers with invisibility cloaks.
Zak Kiernan
5.16.12
the it's actually quite weird issue

Cracking Cryptocacti

The Cactus of the Four Winds is rumored to possess supernatural curative powers. I searched for a wild specimen of the cryptocacti in Lima, Peru.
Hamilton Morris
5.16.12
Music

Noisey Is Premiering Get People's New Video

It's full of pictures of plants and people making out.
Noisey Staff
5.16.12
Features

Bluffing Your Way Through Silly Genres On The Internet

A guide to looking cool IRL
Josh Baines
5.16.12
Tech

Vacationing with Death

Like white sands and mai tais, but with more suffering.
SAM MCDOUGLE
5.16.12
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