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Stuff

What Kids Say About Current Affairs
"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
Lisa Carver
5.15.12
Stuff

Lies Everyone Tells on Dating Sites
The only way your penis is 6.5 inches is if you measure from the top of your chocolate starfish, through the entire taint, over the balls, up the shaft, and an inch past the tip.
Brian Moylan
5.15.12
Fashion

Where Did All the Mall Goths Go?
And more stuff in VICE Style's Week in Tidbits.
Vice Style
5.15.12
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Ave-Done
Aliya Naumoff tried to think like Richard Avedon for a day.
Aliya Naumoff
5.15.12
New music

Check Out This Free 52-Track Mixtape From A389 Records!
This mix features songs of the death/black/thrash metal variety, so those with headphones that can't take a beating need-not apply.
Noisey Staff
5.14.12
Photo

Noisey Nights Presents Lunice
Some people are just very into him.
Bill Calder
5.14.12
Design

Original Creators: Design Icon Saul Bass
We take a look at some iconic artists from numerous disciplines who have left an enduring and indelible mark on today’s creators.
Kathleen Flood
5.14.12
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Elvis Presley Platter
It'll be just like you're hanging out with The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.
Jo Fuertes-Knight
5.14.12
Music

An Earnest Exploration into the Musical Merit of Jazz Wolf
Perhaps Jazz Wolf is code for Get The Fuck Out of Here? It is for me.
A. Wolfe
5.14.12
Art

100,000 LED Become Fake Fireflies On Tokyo's Sumida River
The inaugural Tokyo Hotaru festival lights up the city with thousands of LED balls.
Julia Kaganskiy
5.14.12
philadelphia

Chef's Night Out: Brad Spence
Ah, Philadelphia: the city is beautiful, the people are honest, and the food scene is unreal. One of the people responsible for this is Brad Spence.
Munchies Staff
5.14.12
Features

I Found An Old Rick Ross DVD From 2009
So I did the sensible thing and liveblogged it.
Drew Millard
5.14.12
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