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Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Hockey Stereotypes
Leave comments to let me know how you feel or I will kill myself.
Nick Gazin
5.4.12
Music

Epic ASCII Animation Illustrates A Man's Life In CHANNELER
CHANNELER shows us that the world around us is shaped by words.
Erica Huang
5.4.12
Motherboard Blog

A Trip Down the Recursive Rabbit Hole of Search Engines
I set off down the recursive rabbit hole to find what other search engines are still in use today. Naturally, the first thing I did was Google the phrase “search engines.” The results were...counterintuitive.
Trevor Macomber
5.4.12
VICE Today

Meet a Sex Writer and Stalk the Paparazzi
Come along with us as we give the paparazzi a taste of their own terrible medicine. Then we learn why Rachel Rabbit White thinks sex is so great that she spends so much of her time writing about it (and occasionally having it).
Ryan Duffy
5.4.12
Stuff

Cry-Baby of the Week
It's that time of the week where we shame one self-serious pussy again.
Jamie Lee Taete
5.4.12
Music

Noisey Got a Facelift
We thought music websites were boring, so we started our own.
Benjamin Shapiro
5.4.12
Music

Gazin to Gazin: The Mystery of the White Mystery Video
"Yea. Hippie's do have big penises."
Nick Gazin
5.4.12
Design

Turn Your Clothes Into Wearable Computers With Graphene
A new graphene-based material, GraphExeter, could revolutionize wearable technology.
Kevin Holmes
5.4.12
Design

Underwater Hotel To Be Built in Dubai
Sleep under the sea and wake up to the life aquatic.
Kevin Holmes
5.4.12
Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to My Girl if Her Coochie Stinks?
Before you go around pointing the finger at people, you need to look in the mirror and get a nostril full of the scents emanating from your own crotch. It may not be good.
Ron Hemphill
5.4.12
Features

Welcome To The New Noisey
Don’t freak out—here’s how it all works.
Benjamin Shapiro
5.4.12
Motherboard Blog

Cure Loneliness With Hugvie, a Vibrating Pillow Robot
Hugvie is also equipped with its own heartbeat and a vibration system that adapts to the callers voice, becoming faster and more intense depending upon the volume and pitch of the conversation. Which makes me think of a few things people are likely to...
Kelly Bourdet
5.4.12
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