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This Week in Balls - April 25

Apparently Chelsea has biggest balls of them all.
Lou Doggs
Sports Staff
4.25.12
Reviews

Welcome to Noisey Reviews

These reviews will tell you whether or not you're a dickhead for liking a band. (Don't worry, we have an algorithm.)
Noisey Staff
4.25.12
Photos

Welcome to Photos

Spoiler: This section of Noisey.com is all about photos.
Noisey Staff
4.25.12
Fashion

Scarecrows

A look into Worzel's wardrobe.
Alex Sebley, styling by Britta Burger
4.25.12
Design

The Descriptive Camera Replaces Photos With Words

Images are so 2011. It’s all about text photography in 2012.
Kevin Holmes
4.25.12
Film

SubWars Turns Your Daily Commute Into An Epic Battle

You never know, that old man who’s looking for a seat might just be a kickass Jedi.
Kevin Holmes
4.25.12
Photos

Why I Live In New York

A photo essay justifying life in the Big Apple.
Tod Seelie
4.25.12
Music

We Saw This: Baby Alpaca, Field Mouse, Gauntlet Hair

If you do something stupid at shows, we'll say something about it.
Kelly McClure
4.25.12
New music

RACES' New Video Is A Hazy, Hipstamatic Powerhang

Making the world grainier, so you don't have to.
VICE Staff
4.25.12
New music

Here Is Japanther's New Video

The love between a worm and a chicken knows no distance.
Benjamin Shapiro
4.25.12
Far Out
52:03

Surviving Alone in Alaska

Meet Heimo Korth, the last man in 19 million acres of Alaskan wilderness whose only neighbors are polar bears.
Motherboard Blog

SpaceX's Historic ISS Mission Faces Not-So-Historic Delays

SpaceX's ISS missions has been delayed, making NASA rely on Russia launches a little longer.
Amy Shira Teitel
4.25.12
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