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Noisey Blog

The White Mice Make The Best Fake Record Covers of All Time
When the White Mice get stoned and draw on old records, it's usually better than most contemporary art.
Benjamin Shapiro
12.28.11
Motherboard Blog

Cartel Radio: Drugs and Kidnappings and Blood on the Air
If 2011 was a year for Internet-driven global protest, it was also a time of sado-crafty Mexican crime syndicates fully wiring up and operating on their own increasingly sophisticated private networks.
Drug cartels have been overhauling and...
Brian Anderson
12.27.11
Stuff

Kelly’s Krush Korner – Angelina Jolie
Saying that Angelina Jolie is a one-woman bone zone is like saying that putting stuff inside of your vagina or butthole feels really nice.
Kelly McClure
12.27.11
Kill the Engine

Last Week's Column
I feel like it's necessary to start this week's column by addressing last week's column.
Michael Sieben
12.27.11
Motherboard Blog

MB Mixtape 2011 .08: Balaclavas, "Legs Control"
_No, no, it's not another list. It's a mixtape, the finest in innovative, future-forward sounds assembled by your pals at Motherboard. You get one track a day from now until the end of the year, and then it all comes together into the best document of...
Michael Byrne
12.27.11
The Moral Compass Issue

Future Imperfect
I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but 2011 was a lousy, lousy year for me. It began with me getting dumped via Facebook and ended with me being so poor that I'm buying oranges with small change.
Harry Cheadle, Photos by Mike de Leon
12.27.11
Stuff

What Will 2012's Shittiest Movie Be?
The competition is strong.
Jamie Lee Taete
12.27.11
Stuff

The Brutality Report - Laundromats
Mats of laundering invite dark times.
Sam McPheeters
12.27.11
Stuff

Tape Stories
When I woke up I saw that the roll of tape had unrolled itself all the way to the ground. This was fantastic!
Alejandro Tauber
12.27.11
No Canada

Craig Storm is Calgary's Weirdest Dad
Craig Storm is a father of three and a master of bizarro basement electronics.
Jesse Locke
12.27.11
The Moral Compass Issue

Romani Ruckus
On September 23, 19-year-old Angel Petrov was intentionally run over and killed by a minibus full of Romani while walking his dog in the village of Katunitsa, Bulgaria.
Blago Blagovest
12.26.11
Design

Wonka Vision Is About To Become A Reality (Sorta)
Portals is a research project that blurs the boundary between real and virtual worlds.
The Creators Project
12.26.11
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