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Fuck Food

When I was in junior high, I stuck a hot dog up my vagina. It broke in half while it was up there.
Kiki Mooler
3.1.06
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Keep It Simple

It would be nice to know how to whip up braised short ribs with almondine rémoulade and country greens strained through champagne and drizzled with truffle oil, or something like that. But look deep inside yourself. Is that really tastier than a BLT?
VICE Staff
3.1.06
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Sardinian Cheese

You don't know from cheese until you get on a plane, fly over to Sardinia, and eat this su gallu stuff. So what if it's illegal? Honestly, who the fuck are you, Mr. European-Union-World-Police-Guy, to tell me what I can or can't eat?
Ivano Atzori
3.1.06
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Watch What You Eat

We got renowned dietitian and nutritionist Keecha Harris to take a look at Thomas and Melissa’s (both are 22 years of age) diets for two days and tell us just how gross their insides must be.
VICE Staff
3.1.06
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Bulimi-ania!

Bulimia's fucked up. I just spent a week doing it to see what it's like, and I don't understand how those bitches survive.
Maure-Elaine Guay
3.1.06
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Heroin Cuisine

The commonly accepted birthplace of the sinfully delicious deep-fried Mars Bar is Stonehaven Scotland, near Aberdeen. In other words: hell.
Andy Capper
3.1.06
The Food Issue

Ass Worship 8

Chris Nieratko
3.1.06
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Doomsday Metal

A week or so ago, Satan decided to spew his hatred over Linköping, Sweden. And he sure wasn’t the only one…
Kaos Ulven
3.1.06
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Eat Vegemite?

Within 24 hours of landing in Australia, I heard the word “multicultural” more times than I’d cumulatively heard it in my entire life. This is hilarious to me, since nineteen out of twenty o’ you melanoma-cases-in-waiting are of bone-white Euro...
Jim Goad
3.1.06
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The Last Supper

I was having dinner with my estate agent the other night and we got talking about the glory days of property relocation, when influential young media types were flocking to East London and Foxtons commanded a fleet of pimped-out Minis.
Shanty Meddler
3.1.06
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The Best Of Blighty

Thank heavens for the great Full English Breakfast.
Andy Capper
3.1.06
The Food Issue

Coffee And Doughnuts

Grabbing lunch every day on a cop’s salary (STARTS at $34,970) is not easy, especially in New York City. Remember all those transit workers who went on strike? Half of them make more than us. And no, we don’t eat for free.
Officer Leo Fearpini
3.1.06
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