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Marmalade Swirls

Back in the early 1990s, when grunge was fading away and boy bands were cramming into the golden elevator, recent college graduate Pat Gubler helped start a band called Tower Recordings.
Max Andre
12.1.04
News

Hollaaaaa!

Yo, don't know if y'all niggas heard 'bout this but this white dude in Florida recently wrote this fucked-up fuckin' review of a hip-hop show, talkin' bout, talkin' bout, talkin' bout how fucked-up the show was and shit. Nigga didn't write it like a...
The Dawgmeister
12.1.04
News

The Human Ashtray

In 1955, when my uncle Larry was in the EIGHTH grade, he saw Rebel Without a Cause. From there on out, he was totally obsessed.
Kelly Kuvo
12.1.04
News

Bored of War

All we know about Israel is that we don't know nothing. Sure, Ariel Sharon is a fucking maniac and his new gigantic-fence idea is totally insane, but everyone knows that.
Jan Peoples
12.1.04
The Hugs & Kisses Issue

An Ode to the Fat Friend

"To be honest, Kassandra doesn't give a shit about sports or if you know Vincent Gallo," says the fat friend discreetly.
Michael Canes
12.1.04
Vice Blog

Dear Diary

Just got back from Fugazi. Saw Cliff. Saw John. Saw Tyler. Talked to Bobby a lot. Saw Antonio. Antonio… his name just rolls off my tongue like Italian ices in 90-degree heat.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
The Jobs Issue

Dear Diary

I don't even want to try to write for the "Open Your Eyes and See" essay contest. I know I won't win so why should I even fucking bother?
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
Music

Pockets Dumb Fat

Last month, we lamented the legal troubles of Diddy's other manservant, Prettyboy Loon.
Jon Caramanica
12.1.04
Stuff

Dear Diary

On Thursday I went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Steve, Jamie, and Alex. Boyz II Men KISSED ME!
Lesley Arfin
12.1.04
The Obsessions Issue

Homosapiens Too

The earliest caveman (hominid) fossils were found in Aramis, Ethiopia, in 1994. The people who found them dated them back to 4.4 million B.C., but after looking at them more closely they found out the fossils were actually from 5.8 million B.C.
Matt Peel
12.1.04
Music

Beats and Rhymes

I think Dante Ross should get an award for being one of the best rap A&R guys of all time.
Fritz The Cat
12.1.04
News

Skate and Destroy

So, check it out, my friend Jay and I were skating downtown L.A. and this cop tells us we better stop or else we'll "be eating through a straw for the next month."
Johnny Tyrone
12.1.04
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