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Elon Musk’s Plans to Build a ‘Very Safe Tunnel’ Under LA Are Nearing Reality
LA Metro greenlights a 2.7-mile test tunnel under Sepulveda Blvd. “Bring your flamethrower,” said Musk.
Tracey Lindeman
5.18.18
stream of the crop

Stream of the Crop: 14 New Albums for Heavy Rotation
A breakout album from Lil Baby, a self-critical record from Courtney Barnett, and a wordy reckoning from Parquet Courts top this week's list of essential new projects.
Alex Robert Ross
Colin Joyce
Shaad D’Souza
Dan Ozzi
David Anthony
5.18.18
Premieres

Cassus' 'Separation Anxiety' Is Inventive Screamo That Hammers at Capitalism
We premiere the English emoviolence crew's endlessly vital new album and talk to them about surviving in a future that seems designed to bring you to the depths.
Daniel G. Wilson
5.18.18
Border

More students will be granting you admission to Canada this summer
The government is hiring more students to replace border guards who have been reassigned to handle influx of migrants
Tamara Khandaker
5.18.18
haXXXorz

A Congressional Debate Was Hacked to Show Gay Porn
A forum featuring candidates for California’s 1st District Congressional seat was rudely interrupted by porn “pranksters.”
Samantha Cole
5.18.18
Eat This

Should I Wash Meat Before I Cook It?
Short answer: Your attempt to wash away germs can backfire in a big way.
Joanne Spataro
5.18.18
Pizza

The Man Who Turned Pizza into a Drone Is Either a Genius or One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Happy Friday!
Hilary Pollack
5.18.18
Alcohol

German Beer Company Banned from Using the Word ‘Wholesome’
No more cuddly, wholesome beer for you.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
5.18.18
noisey beats 1

Tee Grizzley Reveals His Secret to Staying Humble
Tune into episode 146 this Saturday at 9 AM EST/6 AM PST and Sunday 9 PM EST/6 PM PST when Kamaiyah, Yakked Out Youngin', and KEY! also join us for Noisey Radio on Beats 1.
Noisey Staff
5.18.18
Expert Witness with Robert Christgau

Robert Christgau on Bettye LaVette's Dylan Covers and Wussy's Spacey Return
The Dean of American Rock Critics reviews LaVette's 'Things Have Changed' as well as Wussy's 'Getting Better' and 'What Heaven Is Like.'
Robert Christgau
5.18.18
VICE News

Ten Killed in Texas High School Shooting
The alleged shooter, 17-year-old Dimitrios Pagourtzis, has been taken into custody.
Tess Owen
5.18.18
mental health

An Ode to Athleisure, Which Eases My Anxiety
I found the adult version of swaddling to work really well for me.
Rajul Punjabi
5.18.18
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