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Politics

Trump wants to judge immigrants by their English-speaking and job skills
Alex Thompson
8.2.17
New music

Lil B Just Gave the World Seven New Songs and a 'Black Ken' Release Date
The long-awaited mixtape is finally on its way.
Lawrence Burney
8.2.17
VICE News Shorts

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Suicide memes may be a form of therapy
The internet is joking about suicide and it may be a good thing
Premieres

Ellen and the Degenerates' Claymation Party Turns into a Murder Scene in Their New Video
Sixty-five seconds of punk bloodbath.
Noisey Staff
8.2.17
Teleportation

Does My Body Die If My Brain Teleports From Mars?
A toggle switch allows me to decide whether the ‘old me’ on Mars is preserved or destroyed after I teleport back home.
Charlie Huenemann
8.2.17
Chicken

Wing Night Could Become a Thing of the Past as Chicken Prices Rise
Now, the cruel year of 2017 is coming for our cheap drumsticks.
Alex Swerdloff
8.2.17
Sobriety Check

People Recovering From Addiction Face Temptation in Their Dreams, Too
About 85 percent of people addicted to drugs and alcohol will have a "using" dream within the first two months of sobriety.
Melissa Meinzer
8.2.17
open thread

Where Save Games Go to Die
If I had but world enough and time... I still probably wouldn't finish these playthroughs.
Rob Zacny
8.2.17
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Here’s Randy Newman Playing a Pun-Filled Song About Vladimir Putin on ‘Colbert’
"He drives the ladies crazy / When he takes his shirt off / Makes me wanna be a lady / It's the Putin Girls."
Alex Robert Ross
8.2.17
VICE News

US Tests Ballistic Missile as Tensions with North Korea Heat Up
The test came Wednesday after Trump told Sen. Lindsey Graham that “there is a military option to destroy North Korea’s missile program and North Korea itself.”
David Gilbert
8.2.17
Trump

Trump calls Russia sanctions bill unconstitutional but signs it anyway
Greg Walters
8.2.17
vegetarian

Something's Missing From This McDonald's Veggie Burger
“When I saw it I just thought, ‘What the fuck?’”
Daisy Meager
8.2.17
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