"I have everything from 18-year-olds to 80-year-olds, honestly. Being afraid of death is pretty universal."
"A society without private property would be much more humane."
"For me there was nothing, just darkness."
"I once found a dildo that was as long as my forearm in an old lady's house. At first, I thought it was a baseball bat."
"Monks train really hard, so they're able to tow a car with their penis."
"The first time I was knocked out, I came to and asked the referee if I had won."
What ever happens to all those confiscated cigarettes?
"I once asked a winner what he'd do with the win. And he said, 'Oh, I’m going to the dentist.'”
"Almost everyone does drugs in this business. I think it helps stimulate your creativity and muscles when you're standing in a kitchen for 15 hours straight."
Like, do you ever get scared?
"Hearing someone give evidence about how their life has been ruined is emotional for absolutely everyone."
"The corpses we train with are preserved for about half the year, but by the end of the semester they start to get mouldy around the abdomen."