"I have everything from 18-year-olds to 80-year-olds, honestly. Being afraid of death is pretty universal."
"A society without private property would be much more humane."
"I once found a dildo that was as long as my forearm in an old lady's house. At first, I thought it was a baseball bat."
"The first time I was knocked out, I came to and asked the referee if I had won."
"We’ve [had people call about] sex toys that were accidentally swallowed and continued to vibrate in somebody’s stomach."
"Almost everyone does drugs in this business. I think it helps stimulate your creativity and muscles when you're standing in a kitchen for 15 hours straight."
With the World Cup in full swing, we delve into the mind of a hooligan, to try to understand why they love fighting so much.
"The corpses we train with are preserved for about half the year, but by the end of the semester they start to get mouldy around the abdomen."
"The worst thing was walking into someone's flat and finding their dead father just lying on the floor."
"I started shouting at my mum because of the sound she was making as she chewed on a sandwich."
"Some women vomit a few times during labour, others get diarrhoea."
"I once witnessed a customer inhale five hot dogs in a row and puke them out again. He proceeded to slip and fall in his own vomit, before demanding we pay him damages."