At Long Last, Alcoholic Tide Pods Are Finally Here

If you've always wanted to bite into a Gusher and have scotch explode out, the Glenlivet's got you covered.


Both Parents’ Drinking Habits Matter When They’re Trying to Have a Baby

Reproductive health has long focused on the pregnant person's behavior—but their partner's lifestyle is important, too.


Fraternity Buys $7,500 Worth of White Claws Despite National Shortage

Yes, there's a photo of that Claw haul, and it's wild as hell.


Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood

"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."


There's a Shortage of White Claws in the U.S.

"We are working around the clock to increase supply given the rapid growth in consumer demand."


Our 'Succession' Drinking Game Will Have You Yelling 'BOAR ON THE FLOOR'

Take a sip every time Kendall says "Dude."


In the Future, Your Watch Will Tell You if You’re Wasted

A wearable that measures your drunkenness sounds embarrassing, but so does finding out the hard way (puking on the street).


Maine Cops: Actually, There Are Laws When You're Drinking Claws

The Portland police department says your summer slogan is a lie.


How Getting Sober Finally Made Me Cool

I worried that my decision to stop drinking meant trading in my identity as a Fun Person to become a bummer. Instead, my world got bigger.


This Man Sacrificed His Toes So You Could Do a Gross Shot of Whisky

Ultramarathoner Nick Griffiths' frostbitten toes will live on in 'Sourtoe' cocktails in Dawson City, Yukon.


Hells Angels Showed Up Too Drunk or Too Hungover to Participate in Own Anniversary Ride

Seven hundred bikers were expected to participate, but only about 100 Hells Angels (or Hells Hangers-on) were able to take part in the ride.


Bar Owner Called Out After Saying People Shouldn't Order Just Water

“If you just ask for tap water, it feels like you are telling us you don't value our business enough to buy a drink,” she wrote.