While a Canadian senator proposes this country should take in 30,000 Dreamers, the reality is a lot murkier.
Annual reminder that we have different gun laws.
And 47 percent of parents who smoke say they've gotten blazed with their adult kids.
Lake County Sheriff's Office is not messing around.
"You made me a better President, and you made me a better man."
My matches were colder than a Canadian winter.
Guys who name themselves after Mesopotamian emperors, naturally, think they're hot as shit.
But Rob Calabrese says it's harder to move to Canada than they think.
Of course Canadians would use most high stakes election in modern history to try to get America to notice us.
He said he did it to protect his girlfriend.
The "over-refreshed" Americans accidentally crossed the border illegally en masse when high winds blew their river party into Canada.
And you thought that summer rager you went to got out of control.