If Trump Does Deport ‘Dreamers,’ a Move to Canada Won’t Be Easy for Them

While a Canadian senator proposes this country should take in 30,000 Dreamers, the reality is a lot murkier.


Americans Tourists Keep Trying to Sneak Their Guns Into Canada

Annual reminder that we have different gun laws.


Americans Don't Care If Their Parents Know They Smoke Weed, Survey Says

And 47 percent of parents who smoke say they've gotten blazed with their adult kids.


Let This Very Intense Police Video Be a Warning to You, Heroin Dealers

Lake County Sheriff's Office is not messing around.


Read Obama's Thank You Note to America

"You made me a better President, and you made me a better man."


I Tried to Find an American Husband on Maple Match

My matches were colder than a Canadian winter.


Examining the Right Wing British Blowhards Using YouTube to 'Prove Everybody Wrong'

Guys who name themselves after Mesopotamian emperors, naturally, think they're hot as shit.


After Trump Win, Hundreds of Americans Contact Radio Host to Move to Cape Breton

But Rob Calabrese says it's harder to move to Canada than they think.


A Note to the ‘Tell America It’s Great’ People: Stop Embarrassing the Rest of Us

Of course Canadians would use most high stakes election in modern history to try to get America to notice us.


An American Guy Is Going to Jail for Floating into Canada on an Air Mattress

He said he did it to protect his girlfriend.


Canada Pissed It’s Footing Bill for Rescuing Hundreds of Drunk Americans

The "over-refreshed" Americans accidentally crossed the border illegally en masse when high winds blew their river party into Canada.


1,500 Americans Partying on a Michigan River Accidentally Ended Up in Canada

And you thought that summer rager you went to got out of control.