What's Coming to Netflix Canada in June

I’m here to sort out your couch time.
Noel Ransome
Does It Suck?

Does 'Anaconda' Actually Suck?

We look back on 1997's snake-themed horror film to see if a great cast and enough silliness can save a terrible script.
Kate Robertson
Objectively Correct Lists

A Ranking of Snakes Better Than Taylor Swift

Look what you made us do.
Sarah MacDonald
the worst things of all time

Loads of Dudes Have Taken Pictures of Themselves Having Sex with Nicki Minaj's Waxwork

Some men have taken one look at the figurine and immediately thought: "Penis. My penis is missing from this arrangement."
Emma Garland
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

This Indian Artist Just Remixed Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" to Make It About Corporate Responsibility

Sofia Ashraf wasn't satisfied with Unliever ducking the issue around her protest, so she made a remix called "Kodaikanal Won't"
Slava Pastuk
2014 in Review

2014: The Year Feminism Reclaimed Pop

This year feminism was as big of a buzz word as booty, but are Nicki, Bey, Taylor, J.Lo, Iggy, Meghan Trainor, et al pushing the conversation forward? We assess the situation.
Kat George

Let's Hope the Booty Video Trend Never Ends

Besides being salaciously entertaining, booty videos help pop stars like Jennifer Lopez revive their declining career fortunes.
Dave Schilling
Deep Ass Questions

How Big of a Dick Are We Talking on "Anaconda," Anyway?

If Michael, who used to ride motorcycles, had a dick bigger than a tower and we're not talking Eiffels, where does that leave us, Nicki Minaj?
Kyle Kramer
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Nicki Minaj Brings Her "Anaconda" Dance to Fashion Week

She gave Alexander Wang's models an invaluable lesson.
Marissa G. Muller
This Week In Drake

P. Reign Got Drake and Future on His New Single and Now Everybody Knows Who P. Reign Is

This Week in Drake: Drake puts out two songs, doesn't accept his VMA, and maybe has a boner in a music video.
Drew Millard

This Week in Noisey Canada in 8tracks

Have you missed out on the great content that Noisey Canada has made this week? Listen to this mix while you catch up.
Noisey Canada Staff

All Your B/Ass Are Belong to Us

Megan Trainor, Nicki Minaj, and when bass and butts go hand in hand.
Robin James