animal control

This Guy Says His Illegal 200-Pound Pet Gator Liked to 'Come Sit on My Lap'

"He was like a dog. I don't think he knew he was an alligator."

This Cow Wanted Absolutely Nothing to Do with Baby Jesus

Stormy fled the nativity scene she'd been cooped up in twice before the church finally let her head back to the farm.

The Gross and Creepy Shit You Deal With in Animal Control

Rats, bats and human bodies. All in a day’s work.

We Are All This Raccoon Who Ate So Much He Got Stuck in a Sewer

We've all been there.

Watch a Peacock Go on a Bottle-Smashing Rampage in a Liquor Store

"He's got expensive taste."

Wild boars have taken over Japanese towns after the Fukushima nuclear disaster

How the Olympics Are Saving Rio’s Cats and Dogs

Local animal control officials are receiving funds from the Rio Olympics to help capture and humanely take care of stray dogs and cats in the city.

A Deranged Man Threw a 13-Foot Python at Customers in a Sushi Restaurant

The Los Angeles Fire Department and Animal Services had to save diners from a terrifyingly long and yellow python.

Everything We Know (and Don't Know) About #DeadRaccoonTO

First off: What the hell, Norm Kelly?

There's No Good Way To Kill a Puppy

But animal control workers like Brandon Krodle have to do it anyway, thanks in part to breeder dogs.