barney

1.23.18

The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business

He started his current practice in 2004, and finds clients any number of ways, from word of mouth to converting women he’s met on Tinder into believers.

10.28.15

​I Tried to Relive My Youth and All I Got Was Sad

Welcome to Storybook Glen, where a hellish version of Shrek lives with a decapitated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

8.8.12

Question of the Day – Which Dinosaur Is the Sexiest?

Everybody (wants to) do the dinosaur.