beach

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An Incredibly Horny Dolphin Is Terrorizing Swimmers at a French Beach

The local mayor banned swimming after the animal started rubbing himself on kayaks.
Drew Schwartz
8.27.18
summer is the worst

How to Not Get Killed by Beach Umbrellas, According to a Guy Who Would Know

Ed Quigley, who lost his left eye to a flying umbrella in 2015, now runs Beach Umbrella Safety, a blog dedicated to helping others avoid such a fate.
Alex Norcia
7.26.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Yet Another Woman Was Impaled by a Flying Beach Umbrella

"She was talking and coherent the entire time, despite having this umbrella sticking out of her."
River Donaghey
7.24.18
summer is the worst

Summer PSA: When Beach Umbrellas Attack

Just another reason to stay inside until fall.
River Donaghey
7.18.18
summer

All the People You’ll Meet at the Beach

Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Manisha Krishnan
Allison Tierney
5.30.18
News

Video Shows Cop Punching 20-Year-Old Woman on New Jersey Beach

The incident was apparently over unopened booze.
Allison Tierney
5.28.18
current mood

We Asked You to Caption This Photo and You Absolutely Crushed It

"Hold on. This just came out of the dryer..."
VICE Staff
5.7.18
Health

Turns Out Swimming in the Sea Is Actually Kind of Bad for You

Stomach bugs, ear aches and more await you in the ocean.
VICE Staff
3.1.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

People Scrawl Graffiti and Walk Over the Body of a Beached Blue Whale

The whale was marooned on a beach in Chile when tourists started arriving for photos.
Mac Hackett
2.21.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

A Skydiving Santa Came to Town and Crash-Landed on a Florida Beach

And a crowd of horrified onlookers caught the whole thing on camera.
Drew Schwartz
12.5.17
disappointments

A Visit to the Beach from 'The Beach' Killed My Inner Child

I loved the film. I loved beaches. What could possibly go wrong?
Sarah Buthmann
8.24.17
In My Opinion

We Asked People to Sum Up Their Most Petty Opinion in Six Words

"'Game of Thrones' is fucking stupid.”
Anna Goldfarb
8.21.17
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