The sweater, which has since been pulled by the store, featured Santa in front of three lines of, er, ‘snow.’
The one-time cocaine kingpin turns 76 this week.
It's not the first time cops have busted people for hiding drugs in the fruit.
Fourteen airmen at a nuclear missile base are under investigation for allegedly using illegal drugs, coke among them.
The 37-year old priest said that he collects "historical stuff" and doesn't have a drug problem: "It was just the one night and that was it."
"Don't worry," she says of her performance with her band Yeast Infection, "NO ONE will ever shut me up."
When the internet was suddenly abuzz with rumors that getting a friend to blow coke up your ass with a straw was worth the trouble, I had to see if I'd been doing it wrong all this time. After all, blow doesn't come with instructions.