• Rihanna Maybe Did Cocaine: A Comic

    Someone posted a video online in which Rihanna looks like she's doing cocaine. This is the comic.

  • I Got Cocaine Blown up My Ass So You Don't Have To

    When the internet was suddenly abuzz with rumors that getting a friend to blow coke up your ass with a straw was worth the trouble, I had to see if I'd been doing it wrong all this time. After all, blow doesn't come with instructions.

  • I Learned How to Make Blow in Colombia

    It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Colombia is the world’s biggest producer of cocaine, providing around 80 percent of the whole planet’s supply. In true entrepreneurial spirit, mom and pop coke shops, or “kitchens,” pepper the countryside, churning...

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