boning

crime

Photo of Couple Boning on Top of Pyramids Prompts International Investigation

Egyptian authorities are investigating the photo posted by a Danish photographer, Andreas Hvid, which shows him and a model bumping uglies on the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Mack Lamoureux
12.10.18
Sex

People Told Us the Wildest Place They've Had Sex in Six Words

“In tube slide at a playground.”
Anna Goldfarb
1.16.18
Holy Shit

Australians Enjoyed Banging to the Star Wars Cantina Band More Than Anything Else Last Year

Because nothing is sexier than music for alien bar fights.
Phil Witmer
2.15.17
Holy Shit

Sex Just Leveled Up: Here’s Miguel Covering Beyoncé for the 'Fifty Shades Darker' Trailer

"You know I got the sauce." - Rihanna
Noisey Canada Staff
9.13.16
Music

What Music Do Sex Workers Like?

We went to a brothel and found out.
Alex Pompliano
3.3.15
Objectively Correct Lists

69 Songs That Are Unequivocally About Boning

69, heh heh, 69.
Ryan Bassil
2.13.15
Stuff

I Went to a Gay Rodeo, and Now I Want to Bone Cowboys

I finally got into the spirit of the Calgary Stampede, but it wasn’t from hearing over 200 covers of “Folsom Prison Blues.” It was because I went to the gay rodeo and realized how goddamn sexy cowboys are. Fuck.
Grace Scott
7.18.13
Features

You Can't Stop 'Til You Find My Love - A Valentine's Day YouTube Mix

Two ladies pick the best songs by ladies that prove that the ladies is freaks too.
VICE Staff
2.14.13
Sex

Aliens Do It Better

Boning an alien in real life has always remained a fantasy, but that will soon change when brothel owner Dennis Hof opens his “Alien Cathouse,” a sci-fi themed whorehouse down the road from Area 51.
Jamie Clifton
9.19.12
Pen Pals

Pen Pals - Let a Prisoner Get Some Pussy

One of the most counterintuitive things about prisons in New York is that special sexytime conjugal visits are only allowed at maximum-security prisons.
Bert Burykill
5.3.12
Music

Can Twin Shadow Help Increase Interracial Boning?

One day you’re dreaming about being seduced by Twin Shadow, the next day you wake up next to a guy named Lamone Johnson.
Wilbert L. Cooper
4.30.12