Photo of Couple Boning on Top of Pyramids Prompts International Investigation
Egyptian authorities are investigating the photo posted by a Danish photographer, Andreas Hvid, which shows him and a model bumping uglies on the Great Pyramid of Giza.
People Told Us the Wildest Place They've Had Sex in Six Words
“In tube slide at a playground.”
Australians Enjoyed Banging to the Star Wars Cantina Band More Than Anything Else Last Year
Because nothing is sexier than music for alien bar fights.
Sex Just Leveled Up: Here’s Miguel Covering Beyoncé for the 'Fifty Shades Darker' Trailer
"You know I got the sauce." - Rihanna
Noisey Canada Staff
What Music Do Sex Workers Like?
We went to a brothel and found out.
Objectively Correct Lists
69 Songs That Are Unequivocally About Boning
69, heh heh, 69.
I Went to a Gay Rodeo, and Now I Want to Bone Cowboys
I finally got into the spirit of the Calgary Stampede, but it wasn’t from hearing over 200 covers of “Folsom Prison Blues.” It was because I went to the gay rodeo and realized how goddamn sexy cowboys are. Fuck.
You Can't Stop 'Til You Find My Love - A Valentine's Day YouTube Mix
Two ladies pick the best songs by ladies that prove that the ladies is freaks too.
Aliens Do It Better
Boning an alien in real life has always remained a fantasy, but that will soon change when brothel owner Dennis Hof opens his “Alien Cathouse,” a sci-fi themed whorehouse down the road from Area 51.
Pen Pals - Let a Prisoner Get Some Pussy
One of the most counterintuitive things about prisons in New York is that special sexytime conjugal visits are only allowed at maximum-security prisons.
Can Twin Shadow Help Increase Interracial Boning?
One day you’re dreaming about being seduced by Twin Shadow, the next day you wake up next to a guy named Lamone Johnson.
Wilbert L. Cooper