Legend: Soccer Fan Carries 8 Beers, Has 1 Sausage Crammed in His Mouth

My dude is walking around quintuple fisting and chewing on a sausage. Respect.
Sean Newell
Usain in the Membrane

Usain Bolt Seems Pretty Serious About His Trial with Borussia Dortmund

The Jamaican gold medal sprinter is set to practice with Christian Pulisic's Bundesliga team in hopes of fulfilling his lifelong dream of being a footballer.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Dortmund Bombing Suspect Arrested, Police Believe Stock Speculation Was Behind Attack

The 28-year-old suspect would have stood to gain as much as $4.2 million if Dortmund's stock fell in the wake of the attack.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Dortmund's Marc Bartra Speaks Out About Bus Attack, "The Longest and Hardest 15 Minutes of My Life"

"I think of what damage they wanted to do to us, and all that happened was this.​"
Liam Daniel Pierce
der klassiker

Dortmund's Raphaël Guerreiro Puts a Hurt on The Ball To Sear The Upper Corner of the Net

It's not like he needed to put that much mustard on. But this is Der Klassiker. Shit has to be that extra spicy, stone-ground type shit.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Wonderboy Christian Pulisic Finishes a Tidy Goal and Tallies an Assist Off the Bench

I'm guessing Liverpool is going to be coming knocking again soon. Let's just hope Tuchel realizes he needs to give his man some more playing time.
Liam Daniel Pierce

Is Barack Obama a Darmstadt Fan?

Obama seems to be a fan of a last-place Bundesliga team from a town called "Gut City."
Brian Blickenstaff
player transfers

Settling In: How Pro Soccer Clubs Make New Players Feel Welcome

Fans love to speculate on whether new player will succeed or fail, but on-field success might have more to do with a player's off-field transition than with adjusting to a new style of play.
Brian Blickenstaff

Lewandowski Just Scored A Stoppage Time Golazo That's Real Easy On the Eyes

Lewandowski chested down the ball, reached out for a graceful take-down touch, and without letting the ball touch the carpet, he fired off a perfect left-footed shot.
Liam Daniel Pierce
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Reluctant Leader Aubameyang Tasked with Delivering Peace and Glory to Gabon

As captain and star player for hosts Gabon, there is tremendous focus on Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang at this year's Africa Cup of Nations. But the 27-year-old is visibly stressed, with the weight of a troubled country resting on his shoulders.
Barney Cullum

Politics And Terror Could Hurt Turkish Soccer

Citing security threats and a frought political situation, German clubs are no longer going to Turkey, their once-preferred winter training camp destination. Will a player exodus be next?
Brian Blickenstaff

Bayern Munich's Douglas Costa Finds the Shortest Distance From Foot to Top Shelf: A Laser Beam

Take a look at this rocket of a shot that refused to dip, sway, bend, or stray course from point A: his foot to point B: perfect top shelf.
Liam Daniel Pierce