christmas

The Noisey Advent Calendar

Put Rae Sremmurd's Christmas Songs in the Holiday Hall of Fame

Slim Jxmmi's "Nothing for Christmas" and Swae Lee's "Christmas at Swae's" are both weird, nonsensical, and unfocused. What a relief.
Alex Robert Ross
12.28.18
Noisey 2018

We Made You an Hour Long Playlist of Non-Shit Xmas Songs

These are waaay better to drunkenly shout along to than that fucking deranged Wizzard song.
Daisy Jones
12.28.18
christmas

This Family Won Christmas with Their Wholesome White Elephant Gift Exchange

Want to steal a gift? Think again.
Arimeta Diop
12.27.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

That Girl Still Believes in Santa, Despite Trump's Phone Call

She still left cookies out on Christmas Eve.
River Donaghey
12.27.18
Drugs

What It's Like Being a Problematic Drug User at Christmas

"My family had no idea: I drink a lot of Diet Coke and they just thought I was hyper or, when I was coming down, they thought I was just having a depressive moment."
David Hillier
12.27.18
Film

Forget 'Die Hard,' 'Go' Is the Ultimate Anti-Christmas Movie

What's more festive than a late-90s rave caper?
Naveen Kumar
12.26.18
Culture

Kevin McAllister Is a Monster

The idea that he was the savior of the 'Home Alone' movies is woefully inaccurate.
K.T. Nelson
12.26.18
Holidays

How to Make the Perfect Xmas Movie, from a Man Who Has Made More than a Dozen

Ron Oliver created such made-for-TV classics as 'Angel of Christmas,' 'Christmas Everlasting,' and 'Love at the Thanksgiving Day Parade.'
Kaleigh Rogers
12.24.18
Photos

Photos of Festive Nail Art Masterpieces

Try wrapping gifts with these talons.
Jessica Pettway and Samantha Friend
12.21.18
christmas

Retail Workers Tell Us Their Holiday Horror Stories

Escaped snakes, Black Friday brawls, and yes, literal shit.
Mica Lemiski
12.21.18
The Noisey Advent Calendar

De La Soul's "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa" Is the Darkest Christmas Song

The core of their 1991 LP 'De La Soul Is Dead' told a story of violent abuse and murderous retaliation. It's as frightening today as it was when it first came out.
Alex Robert Ross
12.21.18
holiday gift guide

Holiday Gift Guide for Your Favorite NBA Player

What to get the NBAer who was everything? Weird stuff that they will probably look at you like you're a crazy person for getting them that!
KATIE HEINDL
12.21.18
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