Kirk Knight and Nyck Caution of Pro Era Don't Phone It in for "Dial Up"
You used to call me on your landline.
Why Did We All Want to Kill Our Sims?
Remember taking the ladder out of the pool and leaving them to tire out and drown? Or intentionally setting their homes on fire and removing all the doors? This is why you did that.
The Perils of Jerking Off in the Dial-Up Era
Kids these days have it so easy. When I first started buffering my banana in the 90s, porn was only available via dial-up internet on the shared family computer.