Get In Shape With Nihilift, Even Though Nothing Really Matters
‘The best way to get rid of pesky belly fat is to decompose. That will happen soon enough.’
Anti-Diet Books Are the New Diet Books
Intuitive eating promises to free its followers from food rules and calorie counting, but is it just another diet trend?
People Share How They Overcame Their Eating Disorder
"I realised that my body was not – and never will be – a problem to be solved."
Matt Forte Will Eat Phytoplankton (?) but Not Pizza (???)
Matt Forte made some startling and very depressing revelations about his diet.
Is University Still Worth It?
University Students Let Us Inside Their Kitchens
And tell us about how terribly they eat.
Meet the Guy Who's Been Eating Chipotle Every Day for Five Months
"This will sound really dumb, but I don't like Mexican food."
Prison Tennis, Cambo, and Riff Raff's Diet: Latest on VICE
The backwoods of Alabama with Cambo, diamond mining in the Central African Republic, the weight gain diet with Riff Raff, and tennis with inmates.
One of Our Writers Went on an All-Alcohol Diet for a Week
An all-alcohol diet that satisfies all of your daily nutritional needs is possible, but it's not fun to do and will make you shit blood. You won't even lose weight. So, don't do it.
I Ate Live Food from the Pet Store for a Week
Eating mice, bugs, and worms isn’t as bad as our first-world privilege would lead us to believe. If you have the right recipes, it can be downright delicious—even healthy.
Diet Food Made Me Want to Kill Myself
I thought my weight had gotten out of hand, so I dropped $250 on diet food to get myself in shape. What I found out is the reason why people lose weight on these plans is because the food is too horrible to consume.
Dean Kamen—Inventor of the Segway—Made a Bulimia Machine
The brilliant mind who brought us the Segway, a device aimed at eliminating walking, is back to show us how to remove the annoying process of digestion from our everyday lives. Just plug a tube into your "Skin Port," and let this incredibly stupid...