The VICE Guide to Right Now

These Dragon Christmas Decorations Are Tearing a Neighbourhood Apart

"Your dragon display is only marginally acceptable at Halloween. It is totally inappropriate at Christmas. It makes your neighbours wonder if you are involved in a demonic cult."
River Donaghey
Dungeons and Dragons

How the Art of Dungeons and Dragons Helped Make It a Phenomenon

A new book sheds light on the hardcore hobby that once caused a panic.
Seth Ferranti
Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones’ Huge Battle Scene Did What Most War Movies Can’t

And it has very little to do with dragons.
Noel Ransome

Without ‘Reign of Fire’ CGI Dragons Would Probably Suck

We spoke to the film’s director about how Harry Potter and Game of Thrones took advantage of Reign’s technical innovations.
Frederick Blichert

Twilight Force Are the Best Dragon-Riding Rock Band in the Whole Wizarding World

Meet the sword-wielding Swedes hell-bent on making power metal great again.
John Muskett

How 'Game of Thrones' Invaded Our Sex Lives

From parody porn to a real-life Littlefinger's brothel, ever since 'Game of Thrones' first aired, businesses and websites have been racing to make viewers' fantasies real.
Olivia Marks

A Serious Conversation with a Scientist About How the Dragons on 'Game of Thrones' Fuck

Probably best to consider it a non-canonical conversation.
Mike Pearl

These New Dystopian 'Advertising Eyes' Stare Right into Your Soul

The new technology, which scans crowds to decide what kind of product to advertise, is evidence that we're living in a dystopian satire written by a heavy-handed idiot.
Sam Kriss
Holy Shit

Game of Thrones' Raleigh Ritchie Can't Outrun Depression on "Never Say Die"

Grey Worm got vocals!
Noisey Staff
This Week in Racism

A Tour Guide in San Francisco Really Hates Chinatown (and Chinese People!)

A potentially drunk tour guide in San Francisco regaled German tourists with her numerous gripes with the Chinese people living in her city. Fortunately for us, someone filmed it.
Dave Schilling

Dungeons & Dragons Is Officially Cool Again

This week marks the release of the fifth edition of Dungeons & Dragons, a role-playing game that traditionally existed to create a safe space for neckbeards to pretend they're fighting orcs. But as hipsters continue their move toward adult childhood...
Giaco Furino

#NotAllRolePlayers: A History of Rapey Dungeon Masters

It's no secret that D&D and women historically haven't mixed well, but creepy Dungeon Masters don't help matters. Fictional unwanted sexual advances on a fictional character in a fictional universe are a real-life bummer.
Tim Donovan