Edmonton Oilers
Anti-Vax NHLer Got a Serious COVID Side Effect. Anti-Vaxxers Blame Vaccines Anyway.
Edmonton Oiler Josh Archibald refused to get vaccinated, and now his career is in jeopardy after contracting COVID. Here’s how anti-vaxxers turned those facts into a nefarious conspiracy.
Peter Chiarelli Will Be Sorely Missed by Every NHL General Manager
The former Edmonton Oilers GM never hesitated to put the needs of other franchises way ahead of his own.
The Edmonton Oilers Better Not Waste Connor McDavid
The best hockey player in the world is on a terribly run team that is showing no signs of improving.
Alex Ovechkin Can Break Wayne Gretzky's All-Time Goal-Scoring Record
The Washington Capitals superstar is showing no signs of slowing down, giving himself a real shot to eclipse Gretzky's seemingly untouchable record.
The Best of Athlete Halloween Costumes
DeAndre Hopkins as a Na'vi from Avatar was a pretty elaborate job, and Conor McDavid as Homer Simpson is fucking horrifying. But Golden Tate won the pun game.
Connor McDavid Is Here to Remind You He's the World's Best Hockey Player
You'd have to be high to think otherwise.
Bad Owners Are Why Terrible NHL General Managers Stay Employed
GMs like Marc Bergevin, Peter Chiarelli, and Garth Snow, aren't held accountable for their poor moves thanks to clueless owners who don't know hockey.
Taylor Hall Should Be the NHL MVP
Here are all the players under MVP consideration who aren't Devils star Taylor Hall and therefore shouldn't win the Hart Trophy. Also, LOL @Oilers.
Connor McDavid Is a God Damn Cheat Code
The Edmonton Oilers are hot garbage, but that hasn't stopped McDavid from following up his MVP season with another dynamic year.
Here's the Only Mid-Season NHL Awards List That Matters
Dave Lozo hands out hardware—all the standard ones plus the weirdest story, most disappointing team, and worst owner—as we enter the All-Star break.
Biscuits 45: A Vegas Conspiracy Theory, Kid Rock, and the Skills Competition
Lozo and Down Goes Brown wonder if the expansion draft was rigged, discuss All-Star weekend, team Twitter accounts, and guess which NHLer would be most likely to eat a Tide pod.
Biscuits 43: An Attempt to Fix the Disastrous Edmonton Oilers
Lozo and Down Goes Brown also guess which coaches are on the hot seat, discuss the world junior silver medal toss, and the Kadri-Thornton beard brawl.