McDonald's Apologizes For, Removes Halloween Decorations That Look Like a Lynching
Each cash register was decorated with a jack o'lantern, a giant spider, and... the silhouette of a man hanging from a tree.
The UK's First Chick-fil-A Has Announced Its Closure After Just Eight Days
Protests continued last weekend even after Chick-fil-A stated that it will be packing up its waffle fries and pickle slices in six months.
Fine, KFC, You Win: We Will Have Sex With Colonel Sanders
The chicken chain's thirsty marketing has finally worn us down. We agree to smash the 11 herbs and spices out of the colonel's buttered biscuits.