fatties

  • Dean Kamen—Inventor of the Segway—Made a Bulimia Machine

    The brilliant mind who brought us the Segway, a device aimed at eliminating walking, is back to show us how to remove the annoying process of digestion from our everyday lives. Just plug a tube into your "Skin Port," and let this incredibly stupid...

  • The VICE Guide to Fat People

    Life's not always a peach for the rotund. Sometimes, it's pretty damn shitty. So, for all you First World fatties, here are some gems of advice to help you through your significantly shortened lives.

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