Let's Be Honest, Straight Guys: We All Like Butt Stuff
The universal truth to emerge from the Kanye-Wiz-Amber Twitter beef is that while many straight guys like a finger up the butt, it's still taboo. I asked a few straight guys to talk about their own experiences with finger-blasting.
Whopper Halloween Death Party
Burger King's latest food stunt makes for a hell of a photo prop.
Science Says I Have the Hands of an Asshole
A recent study out of McGill University has brought a horrifying reality to my attention: I have a finger length ratio that corresponds to a tendency to be quarrelsome toward women.
Mind Thoughts... with Michael Ian Black - In Spite of Everything, I Would Still Let You Suck My Dick
When we met that summer night outside the 7-11, I thought you were perfect. Your eyes, glassy and vague. Your hair, mostly shaven. Your lips, smeared with lipstick and Cheetos residue. Even your zits looked good to me that summer night, zits I wished...
Michael Ian Black