food-opinion
A Brewery Accidentally Named Its Beer 'Pubic Hair' in a Different Language
Canada's Hell's Basement thought 'Huruhuru' was the te reo Māori word for "feather." Colloquially, the word means... pubes.
The Last Good Thing About Offices Was the Free Food
The old days of eating free leftover pizza of unknown provenance are behind us. RIP.
These Savory Seasoning Packets Save Me From Quarantine Cooking Fatigue
Omsom's Filipino, Thai, and Vietnamese meal starters give me the taste of home with little to no effort.
Alice Waters' Fascinating and Infuriating Quest for Perfection
There's no better time to both envy and reexamine the legendary Chez Panisse chef's quest for an impeccable fruit bowl.
This Green Mac 'n' Cheese Is Depression Food Done Right
Tired of cooking, but still got enough will to live to boil some pasta? Make this.
You Don't Have to Bake Your Own Bread in Quarantine
The idea that we should pick up new hobbies during a pandemic is unnecessary pressure in our already stressed-out lives.
Coronavirus Fears Are Reviving Racist Ideas About Chinese Food
When the CDC recalls lettuce, nobody goes to videos of white women eating salad to say, "Maybe this girl is already dead because of E. coli."
Does Grimace Fuck? An Investigation
A NSFW attempt to answer the timeless question of which McDonald's character is the freakiest lay.
Jennifer Garner's Cooking Videos Are the Last Good Thing on Facebook
Watching Jennifer Garner make bagels is the only thing that Zuckerberg's hellscape is good for.
The Only Way to Watch the 'Great British Bake Off' Is to Lazily Binge It
Now that it's weekly, 'Bake Off' loses a little of its comforting magic.
Man Asks Reddit: Is Asking Your Neighbor to Cook for You a Dick Move?
"She's cooking anyway and then I'd have varied presumably delicious food," he posted in the subreddit /r/AmITheAsshole.
Fine, KFC, You Win: We Will Have Sex With Colonel Sanders
The chicken chain's thirsty marketing has finally worn us down. We agree to smash the 11 herbs and spices out of the colonel's buttered biscuits.