funny

Memes

Matthew Lillard Talks About the Most Powerful Being in Existence: Shaggy

"I have no comment about his origins because obviously that would literally blow your mind, and I don't want to hurt you because you seem like a nice guy."
Justin Caffier
2.7.19
Culture

This Instagram Predicts What Rooms Smell Like with Frightening Accuracy

"Pringles, weed, axe body wash, alt-right grifter male nutrition powder, cheeseburger soup, discount dog food."
Beckett Mufson
9.28.18
nba

The Oscar for Weirdest-Sounding Laugh Goes to Kawhi Leonard

The Toronto Raptors' quiet star described himself as a fun guy at NBA media day, and let out the most awkward laugh imaginable.
Kyle Cantlon
9.24.18
Internet

We Interviewed the Guy Behind @dril, the Undisputed King of Twitter

He says his second book "will make the first book look like sesame street and barney."
Justin Caffier
8.24.18
MENK

Lord I Have a Broken Heart

When you stop drinking, you worry that no one will find you interesting ever again.
John Doran
6.22.18
humour

This Artist Makes Awards for Men Who Do the Absolute Minimum

The woman behind the hilarious @awardsforgoodboys Instagram is sick of letting all that fuckboy bullshit slide.
Eleanor Lambert
4.25.18
Sex

If Your Town Has a Goofy Sex Name, You're Getting Free Pornhub Premium

Do you live in Fucking, Horneytown, or Balls Cross? You're in luck!
River Donaghey
3.29.18
Festivals

Making People Eat Cinnamon Powder Is Still Funny

The Cinnamon Challenge is back baby!
Maggie Coggan
1.24.18
Features

Predict Your Rave Future With These Clubbing Horoscopes

What nightlife misadventures are in store for you this June?
Austin Gebbia (AKA Dear Morni)
6.2.17
thump news

This Video of Mexican Goths Dancing to Techno Proves There's Still Goodness in the World

Just when you think you've seen them all...
THUMP Canada Staff
5.30.17
thump news

Watching These Elderly Italians Line Dance to Deep House Reminds Us That There's Still Hope in the World

Thanks, DJ Sprinkles.
Josh Baines
2.21.17
News

​A Man Says He Found a Dead Mouse in His Tim Hortons Coffee But We’re Skeptical

Could this be the biggest lie of 2016?
Manisha Krishnan and Jake Kivanc
12.9.16
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