The Greatest Things Of All Time

6.12.18

Weezer Got Their First Hot 100 Hit in Nearly a Decade with Toto's "Africa"

The #weezercoverafrica movement benefited both Rivers Cuomo and the planet at large.

4.16.18

Justin Bieber Is Walmart Yodel Boy's Biggest Fan and I'm Happy for Them Both

I hope to one day feel the joy that known yodeler Justin Bieber felt watching Mason Ramsey, a.k.a. Yodel Boy, at Coachella.

3.19.18

Pitbull Is Going to Save the Environment, Thank God

Al Gore who? Mr. Worldwide has been named the Clean Water Here Global Ambassador and will address the UN about the need for clean water around the world.

3.13.18

Kanye West's Trip to Wyoming Is the Best Album of All Time

Your heart is made of ice if Kanye, Kid Cudi, Travis Scott, and more of the biggest names in rap hanging out in Jackson Hole isn't the cutest darned thing you've ever seen.

2.5.18

Toto's "Africa" Hit Number 1 Exactly 35 Years Ago, May It Live Forever

It's gonna take a lot to drag us away from the most influential soft rock classic of all time, which topped Billboard on February 5, 1983.

9.26.17

Nardwuar Jamming with Lil B Is the Most Beautiful Thing You'll See Today

Let the BasedGod and the Human Serviette transport you to pure joy.

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9.25.17

Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow" Defeats Taylor Swift, Hits Number One on Hot 100

​It's a good day for America and the world.

8.25.17

Sam Hunt’s “Body Like a Back Road” Has Secretly Ruled the Summer

All hail the King in the Charts.

8.4.17

Nothing Can Stop Matchbox Twenty (Except Bees)

A swarm of bees delayed the 90s rockers' show and no we can't bee-lieve it either.

7.11.17

The Chainsmokers Finally, Thankfully Fell Out of the Billboard Top 10

Music kinda sucks now, but at least the Chainsmokers took an L.

6.19.17

Remembering When Usher Saved Us from Hoobastank in 2004

Everybody wanted to be Usher but everyone looked like Hoobastank.

6.6.17

Here Is Talented Musician Young Thug Making a Beat from Someone Snoring

Appreciate Thugger now before you end up looking stupid.

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